[part nine: fill] Never Saw It Coming [Poland/Lithuania, England, ensemble]

Jan 13, 2011 20:10

Title: Never Saw It Coming
Author: Anon
Type: Fic
Status: Incomplete
Characters, Pairings: Poland/Lithuania, England, Belarus, Prussia, North Italy, South Italy, ensemble
Rating: 1 Star

Original Request: It's Feliks's first year at an all boys boarding school. Unfortunately, just two days before the end of holidays, he falls from a tree and gets a cut on the back. He has to go to the school all bandaged up.

Everyone thinks he's pretty cute for a guy but since he acts all manly, they quickly leave him alone. Until this friendly boy, Feliciano, sees him in a dressing room, with the bandage on.

And he thinks he uses the bandage to hide his boobs.

He immediately runs to tell the school council president, Arthur, who tells him to keep the secret and decides to change rooms with Feliks, so he doesn't have to stay with Gilbert. Instead Feliks gets to share a room with Yao, who's really pretty for a boy, and that's supposed to make Feliks feel more comfortable.

Since him being a girl is a secret, the next day the whole school knows. And no matter how much Feliks tries to convince everyone that he's in fact a guy, no one believes him, and when he tries to show them, they simply cover their eyes. The fact that there used to be a girl named Elizaveta who did the same thing doesn't help at all. Many boys crush on Feliks, all the way thinking he is a girl and treating him like a princess. Which annoys the hell out of him. Especially Lovino acts like a perfect gentleman around him and intends on making him his girlfriend. And when it comes to him, Feliks does feel a bit charmed. But it's bound to end really badly when Lovino finds out Feliks is a boy.

Bad Friends Trio's main goal is, of course, to see Feliks naked, but Arthur keeps on getting in the way, and he snaps much more easily ever since he has to share his room with Gilbo.

The first one to find out Feliks is really a boy should be Yao. If he has a crush on Feliks is up to anon.

And what pairing it ends up as is up to anon as well. :)

Bonus 1 - there's a ghost. Every boarding school should have a ghost. Super bonus if it's Rome and he keeps on singing dirty songs in the bathroom and there's a sad love story about him and Germania.
Bonus 2 - Antonio feels jealous of the way Lovino treats Feliks, so much that he thinks it would be better to be a girl. Which ends up in a complete stupidity. Like, dunno, Antonio playing cinderella in a school play. While Feliks, who's stubborn about proving his manliness, insists on playing the prince. And it looks silly with the princess being taller and looking manlier than the prince. Super bonus if it still works on Lovino.
Bonus 3 - Alfred trying to be Feliks's hero. All the time. About every little unimportant matter. In a really annoying, stupid way.

Summary: Feliks didn't want to go to boarding school in the first place, and having everyone believe he's a girl isn't helping.

c:poland, c:north italy, f: ★, c:prussia, p:lithuania/poland, g:ensemble, c:lithuania, c:england, c:south italy, c:belarus, f:part 09, d:alternate universe - gakuen hetalia

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