Title:
Born To Contend With ManAuthor: Anon.
Type: Fic.
Status: Incomplete.
Characters, Pairings: fem!England, Hungary, Ukraine, Liechtenstein, Canada, France, Russia, ensemble.
Rating: 2 Stars.
Original Request: So basically, England is secretly female, and has hid it successfully for years. However, England's national cup-size average has been increasing. So she is found out because other nations (France, America) start to notice her baggier clothing, and her 'tracts of land'. So some of the female nations decide to teach her how to actually be female- Bra shopping, 'girl talk', beauty therapy, the works.
Meanwhile the male nations recover from their horror, and decided that actually, 'Britannia' is quite a looker.
So ensues a massive contest to win over oblivious Albion.
Notes: Genderbending. Written as a sequel to
[part eight: fill] Surprise Surprise [fem!England, America, Canada, France], by the same author-anon.
Summary: England asks her fellow female nations for help with being feminine. This causes an international sensation, and that's not counting the shopping spree.