Title:
Daddy DenmarkAuthor:
sadlygrove (
faintyoungsun)
Type: Fic
Status: Complete
Characters, Pairings: Denmark/Norway, Turkey/Greece, ensemble
Rating: 2 Stars
Original Request: Denmark/Norway is preferred above all pairings (God knows I love me my Scandinavians). Sweden/Finland is secondary, as is anyone/Lithuania.
So, for some reason, the seme of whatever pair comes to believe that the other is pregnant. Cue them getting anywhere from upset to adorkably excited about it, not remembering that outside of the Internet pregnant men are biologically impossible.
It turns out, after a few weeks, that it was just a really bad cold/infection/recession. Cue the other nation having a facepalming "I-can't-believe-you-actually-thought-I-was-pregnant" moment.
Bonus: If the non-"pregnant" nation spreads the news to other nations, thus embarrassing both himself and his partner.
Super Bonus: If the other nation tries to teach their partner basic sex ed after they've finished having their facepalm moment.
Summary: Denmark always trusts everything he reads on the internet. Including medical advice regarding Norway's morning sickness.
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