[part eight: fill] Works Every Time [Russia, ensemble]
Title: Works Every Time
Author: Anon.
Type: Fic.
Status: Complete.
Characters, Pairings: Russia, ensemble; mentions of Ukraine.
Rating: 2 Stars.
Original Request: In his fantastic book on the Russian Revolution, "A People's Tragedy" (highly recommended for any Hetalian who wants to know how Ivan ended up the way he is), Orlando Figes discusses an unusual parenting technique practiced by Russian peasants. When an infant boy became too boisterous or wouldn't stop crying, a caregiver, usually a female one, would calm him down by...oh, how to put this politely...okay, there is no way to do it. The caregiver would fellate the boy.
(There was nothing sexual about it. They just didn't have pacifiers or distracting toys, and this was the easiest way to shut the kid up.)
During a World Meeting or G8, Russia casually reveals that, when he was an infant, this is how Ukraine would calm him down. Cue the reactions.
Bonus: The person most offended by this is one with a rep as a pedo.
Double Bonus: This leads to a discussion about which nation gives the best blowjobs, and the consensus winner is someone unexpected.
Summary: Russia shocks everyone when he reveals just how Ukraine used to calm him down as a child. He then finishes it off with a Russian reversal.
Author: Anon.
Type: Fic.
Status: Complete.
Characters, Pairings: Russia, ensemble; mentions of Ukraine.
Rating: 2 Stars.
Original Request: In his fantastic book on the Russian Revolution, "A People's Tragedy" (highly recommended for any Hetalian who wants to know how Ivan ended up the way he is), Orlando Figes discusses an unusual parenting technique practiced by Russian peasants. When an infant boy became too boisterous or wouldn't stop crying, a caregiver, usually a female one, would calm him down by...oh, how to put this politely...okay, there is no way to do it. The caregiver would fellate the boy.
(There was nothing sexual about it. They just didn't have pacifiers or distracting toys, and this was the easiest way to shut the kid up.)
During a World Meeting or G8, Russia casually reveals that, when he was an infant, this is how Ukraine would calm him down. Cue the reactions.
Bonus: The person most offended by this is one with a rep as a pedo.
Double Bonus: This leads to a discussion about which nation gives the best blowjobs, and the consensus winner is someone unexpected.
Summary: Russia shocks everyone when he reveals just how Ukraine used to calm him down as a child. He then finishes it off with a Russian reversal.