Title:
Face-palm moment #2173Author: Anon.
Type: Fic.
Status: Complete.
Characters, Pairings: Russia/America
Rating: 1 Star.
Original Request: Apparently, Russians believe that if you sit on the ground or the floor or the sidewalk, your ovaries will freeze. Something with this, please.
Bonus: if the nation whose ovaries are in jeopardy is a male.
Summary: Really, Russia only has America's ovaries' best interest in mind.