Whoo, I'm on a roll. This song was difficult to translate so if I made any mistakes (which I know I did) correct me please. :D; The spoken parts have now been figured out (thank you
ceruleanpure,
hagane_no_mame and
momo36) Also, yet again, thanks to
fujiryo4ever for scans.
"広いから、地球の歩き方が分かんないよね。
"hiroi kara, 'chikyuu no arukikata' ga wakannai yo ne.
冷たいなんて、思わないで!
tsumetai nante, omowanaide
僕ちょっとだけ紹介するから。"
boku chotto dake shoukai suru kara"
"I'm really large, so even if you read a guidebook you won't understand it, right?
Don't think I'm cold!
I'll give you a little introduction..."
白鳥の湖も凍る
Hakuchou no mizuumi mo kooru
寒さにも耐えてきた僕
samusa ni mo taete kita boku
ひまわりの咲く丘もあるよ
Himawari no saku oka mo aru yo
ツンデレ地帯なんて呼ばれるけど
Tsundere chitai nante yobareru kedo
Swan Lake has also frozen over~
I’m cold too, though I can endure
There’s a hill where sunflowers grow, too!
The region is called “tsundere” but
ツンドラだ
Tsundora daa~~
It’s a tundra~
キャラがたつ正確じゃないし
Kyara ga tatsu seikaku ja nai shi
なぞだらけって怖がられちゃう
Nazodarake tte kowagararechau
コサックダンスって有名だよね
Kosakku dansu tte yuumei da yo ne (yo ne?)
手を出さないまま蹴飛ばせちゃうんだ
Te o dasanai mama ketobasechaunda
いじめっこうしろからボコボコボコリン
Ijimekko ushiro kara bokobokobokorin (ei!)
My personality isn’t always apparent
Saying that I’m “mysterious” they get scared
The Cossack Dance is pretty famous, right? (right?)
With their hands behind their backs, they can kick pretty hard!
Be-be-beat up all the bullies from behind! (Take that!)
ぺぺぺ ぺぺぺぺペチカココロ灯して
Pe-pe-pe pe-pe-pe-pe-pechika, kokoro tomoshite (ya!)
おっとヴォトカポっケからポロリン
Otto votoka poke kara pororin (n?)
ぺぺぺぺペチカボルシチ乗せて
Pe-pe-pe-pe-pechika, borushiche nosete (atsu!)
もっとヴォトカみんなでララララライのライ
Motto votoka minna de ra-ra-ra-ra-rai no rai
Pe-pe-pe pe-pe-pe-pe-pechka, light my heart! (Yay!)
Whoops! My vodka fell from my pocket (hm?)
Pe-pe-pe-pe-pechka, put some borscht on it (hot!)
More vodka, everyone sings la-la-la-la-lai la lai!
楽しいな笑顔でおしゃべり
tanoshii na egao de oshaberi
あつあつのピロシキあげるよ
Atsuatsu no piroshiki ageru yo
仲間みたい あれ?違うのかな
Nakama mitai - are? Chigau no kana
ソリでヤホー雪の中コロコロコロリン
Sori de yahoo yuki no naka korokorokororin (ehe!)
It’s really fun, chatting with a smile
I’ll give you some piping hot pirozhki~
We’re all comrades - huh? I wonder if I’m wrong…
On a sled shouting “YAHOO!” ro-ro-rolling in the snow~ (Ehe!)
憧れは南の島だよ
Akogare wa minami no shima da yo
伝えたいんだ素直な気持ち
Tsuetainda sunao na kimochi
仲良くなれない子はいらない
Nakayoku narenai ko wa iranai (yo ne?)
ロシアには譲歩なんてサービスないし
Roshia ni ha jouho nante saabisu nai shi
呪われた椅子だってバラバラバラリン
Norowareta isu datte bara bara bara rin~ (rin?~)
All I want are the southern islands~!
I wish I could send my honest feelings.
We don’t want children that can’t play nice (right?)
There’s no such service as “compromise” in Russia
Even the cursed chair gets blo-blo-blown into bits~ (bits?~)
ぺぺぺ ぺぺぺぺペチカ夢を照らして
Pe-pe-pe pe-pe-pe-pe-pechika yume o terashite (haa~!)
今もバルト僕を好きかな
Ima mo baruto boku o suki kana (ne?)
べべベラルーシそばにこないで
Be-be-berarushi soba ni konai de (KAETTE!!)
そっとヴォトカ涙もナナナナナイのナイ
Sotto votoka namida mo na-na-na-na-nai no nai
Pe-pe-pe pe-pe-pe-pe-pechka, light up my dreams~ (Ahh...)
I wonder if the Baltics still like me? (right?)
Be-Be-Belarus, don’t come over here (GO HOOOME!)
Quietly, with no-no-no-no-no vodka or tears!
"僕はずっとひとりぼっちだったから、みんなでワイワイしたいんだ。
"boku wa zutto hitori bocchi datta kara, minna de waiwai shitanda.
でも趣味は分割だよ。
demo shumi wa bunkatsu da yo!
どう命乞いするか想像すると期待しね!"
dou inochigoi sugu ga souzou suru to kitai shi ne!"
"I've always been alone, so I wanted to get rowdy with everyone.
But my hobby is partitioning!
I'm looking forward to imaging how everyone's going to beg for their lives~ ♥"
人力で土も運ぶんだ
Jinriki de tsuchi mo hakobunda
源治以下なのわかってるけど
genji ika na no wakatteru kedo
手作りだって得意なんだ
tedzukuri datte tokui nanda (nn!)
マトリョーシカしか知られてないけど
Matoryoshika shika shiraretenai kedo
おうちだって個性的クレクレクレムリン
Ouchi datte koseiteki kurekurekuremurin (hi!)
Carrying soil with just manpower
Even though I know we’re below primal technology
It’s my pride because it’s handmade! (Yup!)
Though I can’t make anything but Matryoshka
My house is unique, Kre-Kre-Kre-Kremlin! (Hee!)
ぺぺぺ ぺぺぺぺペチカ お日様みたい
Pe-pe-pe pe-pe-pe-pe-pechika ohisama mitai (aha!)
おっと火の粉燃えすぎてひゅるる
Otto hinoko moe sugite hyururu (ya?)
じゃじゃじゃ今こそ蛇口開けよう
Ja ja ja ima koso jaguchi akeyou (are?)
おっかしいな水がぜんぜんでない
Okkashii na mizu ga zenzen denai
Pe-pe-pe pe-pe-pe-pe-pechka, it’s like the sun! (Aha!)
Oops, the sparks are burning too much, crackle crackle (Oh?)
Then, then, then now, let’s open the faucet (huh?)
Hum, that’s strange, water won’t come out at all!
ぺぺぺぺペチカココロ灯して
Pe-pe-pe-pe-pechika kokoro tomoshite (ha?)
おっとマフラー風邪ひいちゃうから
Otto mafuraa kazehiichau kara (Hyuu!)
ぺぺぺぺペチカボルシチ乗せて
Pe-pe-pe-pe-pechika borushichi nosete (atsu!)
もっとヴォトカみんなでララララライのライ
Motto votoka minna de ra-ra-ra-ra-rai no rai
Pe-pe-pe-pe-pechka, light my heart! (Huh?)
Oops, I need my scarf, or I’ll catch a cold (Brr!)
Pe-pe-pe-pe-pechka, put some borscht on it (hot!)
More vodka, everyone sings la-la-la-la-lai la lai!
怖がらないで、怖がらないで
Kowagaranaide, kowagaranaide
おそロシア
Osoroshia
Don’t be scared of me, don’t be scared of me
Frightening Russia~
Notes:
-Swan Lake is the name of a famous Russian ballet.
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Cossack Dance.-Pechka - Russian oven.
-Borscht - popular form of soup in Russia.
-"ra-ra-ra-ra-rai no rai": Total guess. EDIT: Apparently part of a Japanese drinking song, which makes this pretty lulzy, actually. Thank you
ceruleanpure-Pirozhki - fried buns with various fillings.
-Yes, the line "we don't want children who can't play nice" IS from the Bloody Sunday strips. Sob.
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Matryoshka.-Kremlin is a nickname given to the government of the Soviet Union. EDIT: And apparently also for the Russian government in general. Thank you again,
johnny_muffin-"Hyururu": also a guess.
-"Osoroshia" is a pun on the word "osoroshi" - frightening, and roshia, which is, of course, Russia.
Zima lyrics