Quick translation 2lost_hitsuJune 28 2011, 07:04:43 UTC
【American horror】
Easy to watch thanks to magnificent scenes and easy-to-follow plot. Lots of internationally known monsters and other famous characters. Until recently, most of them ended with a happyend despite being horror movies.
All monsters and the mastermind behind it were defeated, the morning came...
...and the inevitable happyend with a scene of all the protagonists walking towards it.
Lately, it feels like more and more American movies get a BAD END, where it looks like everybody is safe and in the last moment comes the total destruction.
Quick translation 3lost_hitsuJune 28 2011, 07:38:16 UTC
【In movies from other countries】
In English movies, if they are stuck with the role of "annoying yankee" they'll die in the end.
【Japanese】
Men with a poor beard or sallarymen (sarariiman) are often possessed by camera ghosts. (73? what?) If they have a sword or can use martial arts, they can stay alive pretty long, but all in all the probability they'll survive in the end is quite small. Even if it's the mastermind.
【Japanese horror movies】
Once I've heard they are so scary because they can use water very effectively. There are often hints that even those who survived will later meet a cruel fate, so the endings are often vague.
【Germans】
They look like they will be quite helpful, but very often they come to an end without being of much use.
Quick translation 4lost_hitsuJune 28 2011, 08:11:33 UTC
【German movies】 It's as if they wouldn't be satisfied unless there are some entrails and/or breasts shown, and both are accompanied by a glorious entrée. They are famous with their mass-production of splatter movies, so usually there bowels shown from start to end. Lots of them are co-production with England. Also there are often ninjas. I don't get it.
【Italians】
If they play the role of the "funny foreigner", they usually survive.
【Italian horror movies】
Rather gore-y. But they are also quite obsessed with pretty scenes. Maybe it's a special national treat, but they have a very strange atmosphere. Also, huge breasts.
【Chinese】
They appear quite often, but the percentage of those who live in the end is remarkably small. Even those who miraculously survive will likely be burned later, so it's quite cruel.
Quick translation 6 - Finishedlost_hitsuJune 28 2011, 09:31:49 UTC
【The Spanish】
If they brag, they'll die.
【Spanish horrors】
The main villain is usually a demon or a demon-like beingg. Once you get used to that fact, Spanish horrors have this nice feeling of security, because you think, "Oh, the culprit is a demon or something like that" Just like in the French movies, women and children won't be spared.
【Canadians】
They usually start as quirky characters, but later they turn out to be nice people and their survival rate is quite high. If they hate Americans, they'll die.
【Canadian horrors】 Very innovative concepts. Lots of horrors have very interesting plots. Definitely recommended to people who like the variety of different kinds of fear. By the way, most horror movies where the Japanese survive are Canadian production.
【The Russians】
They tend to create some sort of motive even more than Germans. And I think I saw scenes with betrayals multiple times.
(if you see grammatical or other mistakes, don't hesitate to change the sentences, English is not my first language and this is a rather hasty translation.)
Each country's horror movies and how they characterize people from other countries.
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Easy to watch thanks to magnificent scenes and easy-to-follow plot.
Lots of internationally known monsters and other famous characters.
Until recently, most of them ended with a happyend despite being horror movies.
All monsters and the mastermind behind it were defeated, the morning came...
...and the inevitable happyend with a scene of all the protagonists walking towards it.
Lately, it feels like more and more American movies get a BAD END, where it looks like everybody is safe and in the last moment comes the total destruction.
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In English movies, if they are stuck with the role of "annoying yankee" they'll die in the end.
【Japanese】
Men with a poor beard or sallarymen (sarariiman) are often possessed by camera ghosts. (73? what?)
If they have a sword or can use martial arts, they can stay alive pretty long, but all in all the probability they'll survive in the end is quite small. Even if it's the mastermind.
【Japanese horror movies】
Once I've heard they are so scary because they can use water very effectively.
There are often hints that even those who survived will later meet a cruel fate, so the endings are often vague.
【Germans】
They look like they will be quite helpful, but very often they come to an end without being of much use.
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It's as if they wouldn't be satisfied unless there are some entrails and/or breasts shown, and both are accompanied by a glorious entrée.
They are famous with their mass-production of splatter movies, so usually there bowels shown from start to end.
Lots of them are co-production with England.
Also there are often ninjas. I don't get it.
【Italians】
If they play the role of the "funny foreigner", they usually survive.
【Italian horror movies】
Rather gore-y. But they are also quite obsessed with pretty scenes.
Maybe it's a special national treat, but they have a very strange atmosphere. Also, huge breasts.
【Chinese】
They appear quite often, but the percentage of those who live in the end is remarkably small.
Even those who miraculously survive will likely be burned later, so it's quite cruel.
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If they brag, they'll die.
【Spanish horrors】
The main villain is usually a demon or a demon-like beingg. Once you get used to that fact, Spanish horrors have this nice feeling of security, because you think, "Oh, the culprit is a demon or something like that"
Just like in the French movies, women and children won't be spared.
【Canadians】
They usually start as quirky characters, but later they turn out to be nice people and their survival rate is quite high.
If they hate Americans, they'll die.
【Canadian horrors】
Very innovative concepts. Lots of horrors have very interesting plots.
Definitely recommended to people who like the variety of different kinds of fear.
By the way, most horror movies where the Japanese survive are Canadian production.
【The Russians】
They tend to create some sort of motive even more than Germans.
And I think I saw scenes with betrayals multiple times.
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American horror movies
America: "Let's go back"
(pink background) Morning
Above BADEND
America: "Huh?"
Americans in horror movies: "Gaaa."
Japanese in horror movies (next to HIP HOP guy) - "I'm sorry."
Ninja in German movies - "Iiii"
Italy in movies: "W..w...what? But that means I can't eat pizza!"
China getting eaten by the thingy: "Did something happen aru?"
England: "And that's it, Yankee" (or so I believe)
Canada: "I'll be punished if I don't hold the survival rate at at least 20!" (this one is practically unintelligible)
Okay, I lied. I don't translate them because Hima has a hideous handwriting and it's like playing with hieroglyphs.
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(if you see grammatical or other mistakes, don't hesitate to change the sentences, English is not my first language and this is a rather hasty translation.)
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Never change, Hima, never change :)
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