Anon wants some comedy, so how about the nations meet their Hetalia fans? I just specifically want to see England's fanbase and how he reacts to them, but would lovee to see others too! Sorry if this has already been requested, and please delete it if it has.
Fangirls are rabid [1/1]
anonymous
July 15 2009, 18:39:47 UTC
A quick, sort of cracky fill hurr hurr.
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There were just so many of them. It was... insane. Yes, that was the word. Insane.
As soon as he had stepped inside that room bursting at its seam with girls of all ages, the screaming had nearly deafened his poor ears. Then came the questions, coming one after another at a pace so furious that he couldn't discern the intelligent ones from the downright ridiculous. ("No, why would I sleep with France?! And why would I sleep with that idiot America?! What? Oh, you mean the Civil War-- Bloody hell, one at a time
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Delayed Attack [1]
anonymous
July 16 2009, 00:23:38 UTC
First, he needed to think of the bright side of all this.
Well, people were finally noticing him.
Far too many people, actually.
And for the wrong reason.
“I’m not America!” He yelled back for the fifth time, half in tears because England was horribly right- these girls were monsters!
It started out fine. Matthew had been taking a stroll, minding his own sweet, quiet business. When suddenly, there was this shrill scream behind him.
“Oh my god, you guys, I found Alfred!”
And then it went downhill from there.
Now Canada was sprinting for his dear life, glancing back in terror at the crowd of girls (and the occasional guy) behind him. They were crazed, or on drugs, or something- no matter what Canada did, from zig-zagging through the streets or fooling them into going the wrong way, they were still there! They were probably so high on the fact that they could meet America that they hadn't realized that, in fact, Canada does not equal America. He felt like he was going to collapse from the mere thought of being caught by this mob
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Re: Delayed Attack [2]
anonymous
July 16 2009, 00:27:06 UTC
“Eeeeyah!” He squeaked, flailing his arms with his heart racing again. “I-I’m not America, I’m not America! He went that way, I’m telling you, that way! I’m not
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Re: Delayed Attack [2]
anonymous
July 16 2009, 00:43:52 UTC
Why hello there writer!anon, hopefully I think you're who I think you are... 8DDDDDDDDDD Yes, anon also agrees that there should be PRUSSIA!!!
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAA~~~~~~~~~~~~~ One moment when you think the coast is clear, the situation multiplies by tenfold. The little girl is so adorable~~~~~~~ <33333333333
recaptcha: Isn't mustang. Lolololol~ Yea, Canada =/= America, until his own fangirls found him. XD
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There were just so many of them. It was... insane. Yes, that was the word. Insane.
As soon as he had stepped inside that room bursting at its seam with girls of all ages, the screaming had nearly deafened his poor ears. Then came the questions, coming one after another at a pace so furious that he couldn't discern the intelligent ones from the downright ridiculous. ("No, why would I sleep with France?! And why would I sleep with that idiot America?! What? Oh, you mean the Civil War-- Bloody hell, one at a time ( ... )
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Have my internet and my first born, this short piece is BEYOND hilarious! Oh America, you just had to make the fun all the more exciting, don't you?
Anon hope that was supposed to be America. >_<
recaptcha: enter messy. Ooooh yes! It's gonna be messily fun!
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Who else would it be but America to torture our Iggy? XD
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And that made my morning =,D
Poor England, at the hands of rabid fangirls.
Was that America who ratted him out? It was America, wasn't it. It had to be.
reCaptcha: Techmatic cloths... What on earth do you make your sweater vests out of, Arthur?
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Haha, well it's all too easy to imagine him totally overwhelmed by fangirls XP
Smart anon is smart~ Who else could it be? XD
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OP here, and I absolutely loved this. Was it America who ratted him out? I think he would. XD
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Glad you liked it OP! Haha, it was definitely America, that douche XD The girls love him anyway~
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Well, people were finally noticing him.
Far too many people, actually.
And for the wrong reason.
“I’m not America!” He yelled back for the fifth time, half in tears because England was horribly right- these girls were monsters!
It started out fine. Matthew had been taking a stroll, minding his own sweet, quiet business. When suddenly, there was this shrill scream behind him.
“Oh my god, you guys, I found Alfred!”
And then it went downhill from there.
Now Canada was sprinting for his dear life, glancing back in terror at the crowd of girls (and the occasional guy) behind him. They were crazed, or on drugs, or something- no matter what Canada did, from zig-zagging through the streets or fooling them into going the wrong way, they were still there! They were probably so high on the fact that they could meet America that they hadn't realized that, in fact, Canada does not equal America. He felt like he was going to collapse from the mere thought of being caught by this mob ( ... )
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AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAA~~~~~~~~~~~~~ One moment when you think the coast is clear, the situation multiplies by tenfold. The little girl is so adorable~~~~~~~ <33333333333
recaptcha: Isn't mustang. Lolololol~ Yea, Canada =/= America, until his own fangirls found him. XD
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And yes, I have a feeling things don't go so easily for our lovely Canada XD; Especially if America is nearby.
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OP was glad you did Canada (and America). America's such an attention whore. XD
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I'm curious to see if anyone else would do the other characters OH I'D LOVE TO SEE THOSE
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AGREED THAT SOMEONE SHOULD DO PRUSSIA.
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YES WE NEED PRUSSIA I SWEAR AND A LOT OF THE OTHERS YES
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