America Has A Stalker.
anonymous
June 29 2009, 14:57:41 UTC
America turned his head and scanned around the area behind him then turned back to face England who was walking beside him. "I think someone is following me," he whispered.
England scoffed and decided to not justify his response by whispering back. "You're paranoid."
"It's not paranoid if you know they're after you!"
England's palm met his face,
"But seriously," started the American "I really think there's someone stalking me."
"Christ America, Communists and now this"
The younger man knit his eyebrows and tried to keep his anger in check as he responded. "This isn't funny England, honest to god, I think someone's watching us."
It was then that the Brit hurt the bushes rustle behind him.
England coughed awkwardly. "Well, the meeting isn't going to start itself you know. We should get a move on."
"Your lies do not deceive me. Your creeped out, too."
"Oh, shush you America, and move faster already, you arse."
America laughed as they ran the rest of the way toward the building.
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England scoffed and decided to not justify his response by whispering back. "You're paranoid."
"It's not paranoid if you know they're after you!"
England's palm met his face,
"But seriously," started the American "I really think there's someone stalking me."
"Christ America, Communists and now this"
The younger man knit his eyebrows and tried to keep his anger in check as he responded. "This isn't funny England, honest to god, I think someone's watching us."
It was then that the Brit hurt the bushes rustle behind him.
England coughed awkwardly. "Well, the meeting isn't going to start itself you know. We should get a move on."
"Your lies do not deceive me. Your creeped out, too."
"Oh, shush you America, and move faster already, you arse."
America laughed as they ran the rest of the way toward the building.
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