Fairy Tale...NOT!
anonymous
June 26 2009, 09:13:52 UTC
Um... So, it's basically this. I want a story that is written like a fairy tale, like i.e. Once Upon A Time, in a far, away land sort of deal, with princesses and princes and dragons and so on and so forth. Except, it's not going to be a parody, like all humour and hahaha.
Anon is feeling pretty dark right now, so make the fairy tale angsty/haunting. Delving into subjects Fairy Tales wouldn't dare even acknowledge.
Bottom line: Written in a fairy tale fashion, is anything but.
The Conquest of Kings [1/?]
anonymous
June 27 2009, 22:32:07 UTC
This is the first anon who offered to fill this (the one who said they were in the middle of writing it) This is very, very bloody and violent. I hope no one minds the slightly archaic style of proseA long, long time ago, when the rules of war were law and the law found in the books of learned men had not yet been discovered, the kingdom of France invaded the country of England
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Re: The Conquest of Kings [2/?]
anonymous
June 27 2009, 22:56:58 UTC
*speechless*
In awe of your writing skills and story telling. This! THIS is what I would imagine as it is. No sweet talking or lovely glitters masking the brutality.
Damn, I'm impressed. Gawd, just... OMG! Just do continue!!!
Re: The Conquest of Kings [3/?]
anonymous
June 27 2009, 23:06:22 UTC
Meanwhile, Alfred was dragged away his loyal servants until they reached the emerald forest. When Matthew and his father did not appear, they ventured to the edge of the forest where the soldiers had raised the Arthur’s dead body where the flag would have been waving
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To the commenter above, not the OP: I'm slightly offended by your comment. If you don't like the fill, just move on and find something you do. Are you trying to be insulting? Did I misunderstand the request or was it asking for a dark, traditional fairy tale? I did my best to duplicate that style of story telling which includes taking the fantastical as a given, purposefully omitting any explanations which would have diverted from the style.
Re: The Conquest of Kings [4/?]
anonymous
July 5 2009, 20:23:06 UTC
Author!anon apologises for lateness. Also, I thought OP wanted a fairy tale told in true fairy tale fashion. Stranger things than male pregnancy have happened without explanation in fairy tales so I didn't think it was a problem.New maids dressed him in rich silk and shimmering gossamer. His gown of tulle was so thin that he almost felt naked in it, upon which a long robe was shrugged over his shoulders and leather boots pulled on to his feet
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Anon is feeling pretty dark right now, so make the fairy tale angsty/haunting. Delving into subjects Fairy Tales wouldn't dare even acknowledge.
Bottom line: Written in a fairy tale fashion, is anything but.
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In awe of your writing skills and story telling. This! THIS is what I would imagine as it is. No sweet talking or lovely glitters masking the brutality.
Damn, I'm impressed. Gawd, just... OMG! Just do continue!!!
*F5-ing*
-not!OP-
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*slow claps*
YES. YES. This is what a TRUE fairy tale is. Dark and morbid and bittersweet. Tales of cruelties and vengeance and love.
I have a feeling this will be fucking epic.
Brilliant work, author!anon. ♥
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My name is OP, and yes, I am a closet sadist/masochist.
Chills, man. Chills. That's what I'm talking about! Lay it on me baby.
Question: Prince Arthur, right? So, um... How did he give birth?
I'm sorry, were male pregnancies accepted in this world? I wasn't given the memo. (no, that is not sarcasm. I'm kidding)
Let there be more!
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I'm slightly offended by your comment. If you don't like the fill, just move on and find something you do. Are you trying to be insulting? Did I misunderstand the request or was it asking for a dark, traditional fairy tale? I did my best to duplicate that style of story telling which includes taking the fantastical as a given, purposefully omitting any explanations which would have diverted from the style.
Thanks
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ARTHUR!!! ;A;
I'm excited about what will come next though...
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nyoooooes Arthurloved it!
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For a moment, my heart totally stopped when I came across the part of the blind man. I thought it was Francis they brought in! 'A'
Shall sit back and await for more chaps~~~~~ Keep it up writer!anon, this is turning out brilliant!
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Thank you so much for filling this! I am enjoying it very much! And oh no, was that Francis?! No, Francis!!
Now it's time for the hero! Er... Knight-in-shining armor? Well, there's no armor here...?
I sense bloodshed in the future. 0.0
recaptcha: Alfred della, it's like it knows
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