Seann Triubhas 1/2 (Canada/America, fun at a Highland Games)
anonymous
June 25 2009, 02:23:52 UTC
original prompt: http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/6850.html?thread=10616258#t10616258 America and Canada, in which America whines about always getting his butt kicked in [Scottish Highland dancing and bagpiping]. Bonus if kilt(s) are worn. Double bonus for dirty kilt jokes. Triple bonus for sex involving kilts. (millions of kudo points if respondent manages to work in actual knowledge of bagpiping-drumming and/or Highland dancing and/or heavy athletics)
Midwestern!Highland-dancer!anon apologizes for presence of state-tans for the glove part of Michigan and Illinois. America is already grinning when Canada meets him at the hotel’s continental breakfast. Canada inhales in preparation
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Seann Triubhas 2/2
anonymous
June 25 2009, 02:25:57 UTC
Michigan is waiting in the dance stands when they get there; she whistles when she sees them and waves, hiking up her madras shorts as she does.
“You look like sex in plaid,” she tells Canada, wrestling him into a hug. She smells of motor oil and real fresh pine, and Canada hugs her one-armed with the one not holding the mace.
“She means ‘You look like sex and now she’s thinking of seceding,’” America sighs. “Don’t I get a hug too?”
“Darling,” she says, over Canada’s shoulder, “You just saved me from having my left boob wither away. Not only would I not leave you for a socialist in plaid - as sexy as he may be - but I think you get a hug too.”
“Score!” America says, and latches onto her from Canada’s right side. “Hug from a hot babe!”
“I can’t see,” Illinois snarls from behind them. “I didn’t drive all the way up from Springfield to watch your lovefest!” He’s wearing jeans an a bright orange University of Illinois hoodie, and his squint is made more unnerving his mismatched eyes, one red and one blue. Canada hopes he
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Yes, Michigan's left breast is Detroit's auto production facilities. Just like Chicago is Illinois' left shoulder (and please do not talk to him about Chicago-tan, Jesus, why do people get them confused).
Re: Seann Triubhas 2/2
anonymous
June 26 2009, 10:56:31 UTC
*Highland-dancer Anon seriously loves this fic*
OMG, there are so many good lines and snarky comments in this, I don't have room to mention them all. I love every word of this and grinned obnoxiously all the while I was reading. You've obviously been to you share of American/Canadian highland games XD
America and Canada, in which America whines about always getting his butt kicked in [Scottish Highland dancing and bagpiping].
Bonus if kilt(s) are worn. Double bonus for dirty kilt jokes. Triple bonus for sex involving kilts.
(millions of kudo points if respondent manages to work in actual knowledge of bagpiping-drumming and/or Highland dancing and/or heavy athletics)
Midwestern!Highland-dancer!anon apologizes for presence of state-tans for the glove part of Michigan and Illinois. America is already grinning when Canada meets him at the hotel’s continental breakfast. Canada inhales in preparation ( ... )
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“You look like sex in plaid,” she tells Canada, wrestling him into a hug. She smells of motor oil and real fresh pine, and Canada hugs her one-armed with the one not holding the mace.
“She means ‘You look like sex and now she’s thinking of seceding,’” America sighs. “Don’t I get a hug too?”
“Darling,” she says, over Canada’s shoulder, “You just saved me from having my left boob wither away. Not only would I not leave you for a socialist in plaid - as sexy as he may be - but I think you get a hug too.”
“Score!” America says, and latches onto her from Canada’s right side. “Hug from a hot babe!”
“I can’t see,” Illinois snarls from behind them. “I didn’t drive all the way up from Springfield to watch your lovefest!” He’s wearing jeans an a bright orange University of Illinois hoodie, and his squint is made more unnerving his mismatched eyes, one red and one blue. Canada hopes he ( ... )
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Yes, Michigan's left breast is Detroit's auto production facilities. Just like Chicago is Illinois' left shoulder (and please do not talk to him about Chicago-tan, Jesus, why do people get them confused).
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OMG, there are so many good lines and snarky comments in this, I don't have room to mention them all. I love every word of this and grinned obnoxiously all the while I was reading. You've obviously been to you share of American/Canadian highland games XD
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hoping you keep this up!
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