S. Italy/China
anonymous
June 22 2009, 06:18:05 UTC
One, there is a chronic lack of China. Two, crack pairings make the world go round.
So Francis drugs Romano with an aphrodisiac, which makes him lust after the next living human that he sees. Who unfortunately turns out to be poor, poor China.
Bonus #1: Romano abuses 'bella' and other Italian womanizing phrases, because this is Francis we're talking about. Bonus #2: Yao is tsundere. Interpret that anyway you wish, writernons.
Could Have Had A V8 [1/?]
anonymous
July 1 2009, 04:45:45 UTC
Anon apologizes in advance for the lateness, the lack of funny, and possible OOC, and any formatting errors. <--- fails at html This anon is normally a poetry writer, so this is way out of her comfort zone. Oh well.
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"S-Spain, where the hell are you taking me?"
"You'll see, Romano, you'll see." The laughing voice of Spain trailed back after the befuddled Italian.
Said Italian cursed [of course, we can't translate it because it would be unprintable anyway] under his breath, wondering why the hell the Spanish bastard would go to all the trouble of hauling him out of bed, pushing on a flight to Paris, and then dragging him through this accursedly white hallway... ... all without letting go of his hand? Sometimes Romano would shake his head and wonder why he stayed with Spain, but then he thought about the tomatoes
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Two, crack pairings make the world go round.
So Francis drugs Romano with an aphrodisiac, which makes him lust after the next living human that he sees.
Who unfortunately turns out to be poor, poor China.
Bonus #1: Romano abuses 'bella' and other Italian womanizing phrases, because this is Francis we're talking about.
Bonus #2: Yao is tsundere. Interpret that anyway you wish, writernons.
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This anon is normally a poetry writer, so this is way out of her comfort zone. Oh well.
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"S-Spain, where the hell are you taking me?"
"You'll see, Romano, you'll see." The laughing voice of Spain trailed back after the befuddled Italian.
Said Italian cursed [of course, we can't translate it because it would be unprintable anyway] under his breath, wondering why the hell the Spanish bastard would go to all the trouble of hauling him out of bed, pushing on a flight to Paris, and then dragging him through this accursedly white hallway...
... all without letting go of his hand? Sometimes Romano would shake his head and wonder why he stayed with Spain, but then he thought about the tomatoes ( ... )
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*sends Tim Tams for encouragement*
recaptcha: Av eventually
If I wasn't thinking sideways (or I really DO am), Av = adult video? 8D
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This anon eagerly awaits for the rest of the fill :)
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