England and France complaining to the hotel manager that it's the hotel's fault that they had sex because the hotel gave them a double-bed instead of two twin beds.
If it wasn't for the bed, I wouldn't have shagged you [1/2]
anonymous
June 21 2009, 03:04:32 UTC
Different from the anon who offered to fill this, but would certainly love to see anon's fill because this has a high percentage of sucking. Very badly. And not in a good way.
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It was a fine day, the manager, whom we shall keep on calling Manager, of a certain ritzy hotel somewhere in France said to himself. The birds were chirping, the crowds weren't all about hustling and bustling, and his wife had finally agreed to a morning quickie. Yes, quite the fine morning indeed
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If it wasn't for the bed, I wouldn't have shagged you [2/2]
anonymous
June 21 2009, 03:06:00 UTC
"I now hold you responsible for us having sex the previous night before as we weren't given the original room I booked," he continued.
Manager blinked before adding, "What?", to the conversation.
The sound of teacup descending on saucer was one that brought unpleasant shivers down Manager's spine. There was a chilly, dark aura that enveloped England. The smile that gradually grew on his face almost made Manager wet his pants, and not in the way his wife did.
Simply terrifying.
England placed his saucer on the table before speaking. "You see here, this," he gestured to France, "is a bloody pervert who had me drunker than a streaker. We shared a bed. He took fucking advantage of me and what will you do about that?" His smile turned twitchy, murderous.
"Why, Arthur," France all but purred, "I dare say that being taken advantage of doesn't necessarily equate to being on top."
Manager didn't need to hear about their sexual escapades. He also didn't need to be in this room.
"I demand compensation for-for bedding this satyric spawn of
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Sorry it took so long to get to commenting. Had to deal with school a bit.
Oh, if only you could see the grin on my face as I was reading this <3 I love the light-hearted writing style. Gives it the cracky feeling I was looking for xD
England and France complaining to the hotel manager that it's the hotel's fault that they had sex because the hotel gave them a double-bed instead of two twin beds.
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It was a fine day, the manager, whom we shall keep on calling Manager, of a certain ritzy hotel somewhere in France said to himself. The birds were chirping, the crowds weren't all about hustling and bustling, and his wife had finally agreed to a morning quickie. Yes, quite the fine morning indeed ( ... )
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Manager blinked before adding, "What?", to the conversation.
The sound of teacup descending on saucer was one that brought unpleasant shivers down Manager's spine. There was a chilly, dark aura that enveloped England. The smile that gradually grew on his face almost made Manager wet his pants, and not in the way his wife did.
Simply terrifying.
England placed his saucer on the table before speaking. "You see here, this," he gestured to France, "is a bloody pervert who had me drunker than a streaker. We shared a bed. He took fucking advantage of me and what will you do about that?" His smile turned twitchy, murderous.
"Why, Arthur," France all but purred, "I dare say that being taken advantage of doesn't necessarily equate to being on top."
Manager didn't need to hear about their sexual escapades. He also didn't need to be in this room.
"I demand compensation for-for bedding this satyric spawn of ( ... )
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This was a great fill. I loved it! =)
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Anyway. This was made of pure WIN. You've made this anon happy, Author!anon. Thank you. :D
Oh France, I love you so much. Please never change.♥♥
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Writer!anon, you own the day! I love each and every of Arthur's snarky words, and of course Francis' comeback. Poor Manager~
Arthur how do you manage to keep all your tea utensils?! Does your suits have, like, secret compartments? XD
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Oh, if only you could see the grin on my face as I was reading this <3
I love the light-hearted writing style. Gives it the cracky feeling I was looking for xD
Thanks so much, writer-anon!
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