Someone, perferably England, taking the phrase "save a horse, ride a cowboy" a little too seriously and jumping America. The person riding must a tease and be the one controling everything, even if it takes some bondage to make it happen.
Bonus if they're in Alfred's horse stable when sexy time ensues.
Extra bonus if one of them is wearing a cowboy hat and boots.
Who's Riding Whom? 1/?
anonymous
July 8 2009, 06:29:28 UTC
Umm. I hope this is okay. x'D They're in Texas because, well...shoot. Lives-in-America's-Glasses!Anon loves riding horses, and has never ridden anywhere else
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Re: Who's Riding Whom? 1/?
anonymous
July 8 2009, 06:35:13 UTC
OMG squeeeeeeeeeee. Cowboy America. There NEEDS TO BE MORE OF HIM IN FICS OMG. I love this, every bit, from America going to the stable when the world meetings get too much for him, and awwww, imagining him fawning on his horsies makes me smile. when you say riding equipment, what do you mean?
Re: Who's Riding Whom? 2/?
anonymous
July 8 2009, 07:34:26 UTC
No, author-anon! Don't fall on your sword! NOT UNTIL YOU'VE FINISHED THIS FIC, which is NOT fail. It's ADORABLE - and yet HOT at the same time. Texan accent Al? No wonder England's ready to jump him. I love, love, love the image of England enjoying America's voice so much he tells him to "talk more."
I'm glad I have a picture now of how Alfred looks. Mmmm, COWBOY. I'ma post a random pic of sexy cowboyness now iffen you don't mind. COS I CAN.
Re: Who's Riding Whom? 2/?
anonymous
July 8 2009, 07:45:47 UTC
Authornon just about choked on air. Ahem. Okie-doke. :3 As I seem to have misplaced my sword anyway... *ahems harder* Thanks much for your kindness, and the inspiration that is this pic, Anon!
Who's Riding Whom? 4/?
anonymous
July 8 2009, 08:06:21 UTC
"Good, good. As it turns out, I have something similar in mind." England was walking towards him, but sort of circling rather than making a b-line. It made him nervous. Like the target of a pack of hungry buzzards. He was also fiddling with the reins, and looking around at nothing in particular
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Re: Who's Riding Whom? 4/?
anonymous
July 8 2009, 08:08:43 UTC
Hahahaha OH AL. Why so cute. Why so dense.
"I got it. You want to share a saddle? I guess since you don't know the lay of the land, it'd be best to share a horse....good thing Gabriel's strong. And you're so skinny."
Re: Who's Riding Whom? 5/?
anonymous
July 8 2009, 08:53:56 UTC
Guh, England. Why so hot. America. WHY SO CUUUUUUUTE. He's so adorably lost. Lead him, England. Rein in and ride that wild (if somewhat silly) stallion!
Re: Who's Riding Whom? 5/?
anonymous
July 8 2009, 09:43:41 UTC
Anon-saaan, it's clever, joyful laugh aloud-worthy commenters like yourself who make me love writing these things. I seriously can't stop giggling right now. x'D ...I'm also getting extremely incoherent...Oyasumi!! *flees*
Bonus if they're in Alfred's horse stable when sexy time ensues.
Extra bonus if one of them is wearing a cowboy hat and boots.
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Riding eqquipment that one wears includes but is not limited to boots, jeans, and a hat indigenous to cowboydom.
Yes.
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I'm glad I have a picture now of how Alfred looks. Mmmm, COWBOY. I'ma post a random pic of sexy cowboyness now iffen you don't mind. COS I CAN.
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Ahem.
Okie-doke. :3 As I seem to have misplaced my sword anyway...
*ahems harder*
Thanks much for your kindness, and the inspiration that is this pic, Anon!
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*goes back to stalking the fill. OOooooh, a part3!*
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"I got it. You want to share a saddle? I guess since you don't know the lay of the land, it'd be best to share a horse....good thing Gabriel's strong. And you're so skinny."
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PLEASE ALLOW ME TO EXPRESS MY LOVE OF IT WITH EXCESSIVE CAPSLOCK AND HEARTS.
<3 <3 <3 <3 HEART HEART HEART <3 <3 <3 <3
Okay, so that doesn't even come close, but you get the idea, yes?
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I seriously can't stop giggling right now.
x'D
...I'm also getting extremely incoherent...Oyasumi!!
*flees*
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