Re: The Flight of the Rice Rocket [2/??]
anonymous
April 20 2009, 22:20:30 UTC
"Ve, there are sides?"
ITALY, ILU. ANON, ILU TOO.
I laughed so hard--and my roomate thinks I'm reading CNN so she's staring at me with a kind of, "Dying people in the streets isn't funny, you sick pervert!" stare.
Well, she's right about the pervert, mufufufu.
And the RUSSIA/AMERICA bits! YES. YES. My OTP surfaces in this brilliant comedic fic! CONTINUE PLEASE, ANON, FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS GOOD AND NOT VERY WHOLESOME.
*commences to do a dance in her chair, humming, waiting for more Russia/America/G8-crammed-in-car goodness*
And other anons are totally right. Canada needs to have been forgotten, called a taxi, arrived at the meeting before anyone else, completely unmolested, and praised for his sheer awesomeness at being able to arrive on time.
Re: The Flight of the Rice Rocket [2/??]
anonymous
April 21 2009, 17:42:56 UTC
yes, yes and yes lol
Canada: -sitting waiting for the others to arrive- Bosses: America? Canada: Close, just a little further to the north. Canada's boss: Oh Canada! Why are you the only one here? Canada: thanks for being able to tell it was me boss.(<-sarcasm) Well they're all riding in a small death trap of a Japanese car, and America's getting fondled by Russia. America's Boss: WHAT?! Russia's Boss: Oh Ivan I'm so proud(<-in Russian) That's not true, Russia would never stoop so low America's Boss: Of course but I do hope that they're both behaving themselves, (especially America) Canada: and I took a taxi seeing as they'd forgotten me anyways. Canada's boss: Ah, that's my boy <3 So smart and always thinking ahead! Canada: /// Oh uh...well... Canada's boss: Your countries could all serve take Canada as an example! Other countries' bosses: -all begrudgingly nod and accept that Canada was the only smart one who used common sense in this situation- Canada: -blushing at the praise-
Re: The Flight of the Rice Rocket [2/??]
anonymous
April 21 2009, 22:37:56 UTC
Oh CANADA...
The bosses all look up as the door opens and America busts in, wearing only his standard USA boxers and Russia's scarf. Entering after him is Russia, who is mostly dressed but still rather rumpled, and the rest of the nations follow in about the same condition. Italy appears to be the only one unscathed, bouncing around a typically stern Germany who is bare-chested but for Korea's robe and sash. China's hair has been pulled into pigtails, and Japan's is French braided. (No one quite understands how, considering its length.) France is the only one other than Italy who is in high spirits, and the only one entirely sans clothing, preferring to go, as he says, au natural.
Canada and the bosses are struck, mouths gaping (and, consequentially, do not notice the wink and thumbs-up shared between Russia and his boss.) America's boss stands, sits back down, then closes and opens his mouth, before shaking off his surprise and standing again.
"M-Mr. Jones? Uhm--," he manages to stutter out, fumbling with words--why are you
( ... )
Re: The Flight of the Rice Rocket [2/??]
anonymous
April 20 2009, 23:49:43 UTC
LMAO, Hilarious anon!! Japan is attempting to look dignified sitting on Germany’s lap. *LOLS FOREVER*
XD I can so relate to this... We once crammed 20 people inside a car... 6 people in the very back, 10 in the middle (Four people on the bottom, another four on top, and somehow, two others on top of that 0_o), one person driving, and three on the passenger's seat.
Re: The Flight of the Rice Rocket [2/??]
anonymous
April 21 2009, 07:23:18 UTC
"And there aren’t any cup holders" America, y so American? Haha, very in-character, anon!! And I loved England's reaction to America asking is he could sit on his lap! 8D Please update soon!
The Flight of the Rice Rocket [3/??]
anonymous
April 21 2009, 08:52:12 UTC
w-why so awesome you guys? So many comments! ffffandwhatwasthatIsawontheanonmemelmfao ♥ I was seriously not expecting this many people to show interest. It’s cool how many of you also have your own cramped car stories :)
When Italy floors the accelerator all myths of personal space are efficiently eradicated. They are thrown back in their seats, or back against whoever they are sitting on, and elbows and knees fly everywhere. The curses and protests don't start with earnest until Italy runs the first stop sign, but it's when Italy drives a straight line through a roundabout the yelling truly begins.
"We're all going to die!" someone screams, a sharp enough pitch to be heard over the general cries of terror.
"Italy!" England says, hands firmly anchoring him to his armrests. "You just ran a red light! And do you have some sort of vendetta against trash cans and pigeons
( ... )
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ITALY, ILU. ANON, ILU TOO.
I laughed so hard--and my roomate thinks I'm reading CNN so she's staring at me with a kind of, "Dying people in the streets isn't funny, you sick pervert!" stare.
Well, she's right about the pervert, mufufufu.
And the RUSSIA/AMERICA bits! YES. YES. My OTP surfaces in this brilliant comedic fic! CONTINUE PLEASE, ANON, FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS GOOD AND NOT VERY WHOLESOME.
*commences to do a dance in her chair, humming, waiting for more Russia/America/G8-crammed-in-car goodness*
And other anons are totally right. Canada needs to have been forgotten, called a taxi, arrived at the meeting before anyone else, completely unmolested, and praised for his sheer awesomeness at being able to arrive on time.
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Canada: -sitting waiting for the others to arrive-
Bosses: America?
Canada: Close, just a little further to the north.
Canada's boss: Oh Canada! Why are you the only one here?
Canada: thanks for being able to tell it was me boss.(<-sarcasm) Well they're all riding in a small death trap of a Japanese car, and America's getting fondled by Russia.
America's Boss: WHAT?!
Russia's Boss: Oh Ivan I'm so proud(<-in Russian) That's not true, Russia would never stoop so low
America's Boss: Of course but I do hope that they're both behaving themselves, (especially America)
Canada: and I took a taxi seeing as they'd forgotten me anyways.
Canada's boss: Ah, that's my boy <3 So smart and always thinking ahead!
Canada: /// Oh uh...well...
Canada's boss: Your countries could all serve take Canada as an example!
Other countries' bosses: -all begrudgingly nod and accept that Canada was the only smart one who used common sense in this situation-
Canada: -blushing at the praise-
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The bosses all look up as the door opens and America busts in, wearing only his standard USA boxers and Russia's scarf. Entering after him is Russia, who is mostly dressed but still rather rumpled, and the rest of the nations follow in about the same condition. Italy appears to be the only one unscathed, bouncing around a typically stern Germany who is bare-chested but for Korea's robe and sash. China's hair has been pulled into pigtails, and Japan's is French braided. (No one quite understands how, considering its length.) France is the only one other than Italy who is in high spirits, and the only one entirely sans clothing, preferring to go, as he says, au natural.
Canada and the bosses are struck, mouths gaping (and, consequentially, do not notice the wink and thumbs-up shared between Russia and his boss.) America's boss stands, sits back down, then closes and opens his mouth, before shaking off his surprise and standing again.
"M-Mr. Jones? Uhm--," he manages to stutter out, fumbling with words--why are you ( ... )
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ily anon.
marry me! XD
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That's soooooooooo epic XD
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someone needs to draw this y/y?
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XD I can so relate to this... We once crammed 20 people inside a car... 6 people in the very back, 10 in the middle (Four people on the bottom, another four on top, and somehow, two others on top of that 0_o), one person driving, and three on the passenger's seat.
... That poor car.
I'm curious now though... Where is Russia's hand?
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France hitting on Germany.
[i]"Besides, only the most beautiful of merchandise should go in the window."[/i] *strokestroke*
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3
In window!France, I am reminded of ceiling!France, in a good way.
Thank you for this little slice of delightful cheesecake, authornon
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I can't wait for more :D
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America, y so American? Haha, very in-character, anon!! And I loved England's reaction to America asking is he could sit on his lap! 8D
Please update soon!
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When Italy floors the accelerator all myths of personal space are efficiently eradicated. They are thrown back in their seats, or back against whoever they are sitting on, and elbows and knees fly everywhere. The curses and protests don't start with earnest until Italy runs the first stop sign, but it's when Italy drives a straight line through a roundabout the yelling truly begins.
"We're all going to die!" someone screams, a sharp enough pitch to be heard over the general cries of terror.
"Italy!" England says, hands firmly anchoring him to his armrests. "You just ran a red light! And do you have some sort of vendetta against trash cans and pigeons ( ... )
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England is glaring out the window. “We’re sitting at an intersection.”
Germany looks around Italy’s head. “The light is green!”
With a small whimper, Italy glances over his shoulder. “But Germany!” he says, squirming in his seat. “I told you I have relatives here!”
“What does that have to do with sitting at a green light? This is dangerous, someone could drive up and hit us!”
“If all Italians drive like him,” a cramped voice says at Russia’s feet, “then maybe it would be safer to wait at the green lights, aru ( ... )
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