Trapped In a Car
anonymous
April 20 2009, 02:27:44 UTC
A large grouping of nations have to cram themselves into a tiny little car for more than an hour and there is so little room people end up in laps, on the floor, and in places they'd prefer not to be.
Bonus: Northern Italy is driving
Even Bigger Bonus: Somehow an orgy of sorts starts up in the back seat.
(I'm not too picky about anything... but I'd prefer no USxUK)
Re: The Flight of the Rice Rocket [2/??]
anonymous
April 20 2009, 18:24:21 UTC
well maybe the cab driver was a little bit friendly but Canada brought a taser along and since we all know his rep with those the cabby smartly kept his hands to himself.
Re: The Flight of the Rice Rocket [2/??]
anonymous
April 20 2009, 19:40:54 UTC
Anooooooooooon this has earned you an internet~ Enjoy. I lol'd, 'pecially because I've been smooshed into a car full of people before and it's just as awkward as this~
Re: The Flight of the Rice Rocket [2/??]
anonymous
April 20 2009, 22:20:30 UTC
"Ve, there are sides?"
ITALY, ILU. ANON, ILU TOO.
I laughed so hard--and my roomate thinks I'm reading CNN so she's staring at me with a kind of, "Dying people in the streets isn't funny, you sick pervert!" stare.
Well, she's right about the pervert, mufufufu.
And the RUSSIA/AMERICA bits! YES. YES. My OTP surfaces in this brilliant comedic fic! CONTINUE PLEASE, ANON, FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS GOOD AND NOT VERY WHOLESOME.
*commences to do a dance in her chair, humming, waiting for more Russia/America/G8-crammed-in-car goodness*
And other anons are totally right. Canada needs to have been forgotten, called a taxi, arrived at the meeting before anyone else, completely unmolested, and praised for his sheer awesomeness at being able to arrive on time.
Re: The Flight of the Rice Rocket [2/??]
anonymous
April 21 2009, 17:42:56 UTC
yes, yes and yes lol
Canada: -sitting waiting for the others to arrive- Bosses: America? Canada: Close, just a little further to the north. Canada's boss: Oh Canada! Why are you the only one here? Canada: thanks for being able to tell it was me boss.(<-sarcasm) Well they're all riding in a small death trap of a Japanese car, and America's getting fondled by Russia. America's Boss: WHAT?! Russia's Boss: Oh Ivan I'm so proud(<-in Russian) That's not true, Russia would never stoop so low America's Boss: Of course but I do hope that they're both behaving themselves, (especially America) Canada: and I took a taxi seeing as they'd forgotten me anyways. Canada's boss: Ah, that's my boy <3 So smart and always thinking ahead! Canada: /// Oh uh...well... Canada's boss: Your countries could all serve take Canada as an example! Other countries' bosses: -all begrudgingly nod and accept that Canada was the only smart one who used common sense in this situation- Canada: -blushing at the praise-
Re: The Flight of the Rice Rocket [2/??]
anonymous
April 21 2009, 22:37:56 UTC
Oh CANADA...
The bosses all look up as the door opens and America busts in, wearing only his standard USA boxers and Russia's scarf. Entering after him is Russia, who is mostly dressed but still rather rumpled, and the rest of the nations follow in about the same condition. Italy appears to be the only one unscathed, bouncing around a typically stern Germany who is bare-chested but for Korea's robe and sash. China's hair has been pulled into pigtails, and Japan's is French braided. (No one quite understands how, considering its length.) France is the only one other than Italy who is in high spirits, and the only one entirely sans clothing, preferring to go, as he says, au natural.
Canada and the bosses are struck, mouths gaping (and, consequentially, do not notice the wink and thumbs-up shared between Russia and his boss.) America's boss stands, sits back down, then closes and opens his mouth, before shaking off his surprise and standing again.
"M-Mr. Jones? Uhm--," he manages to stutter out, fumbling with words--why are you
( ... )
Re: The Flight of the Rice Rocket [2/??]
anonymous
April 20 2009, 23:49:43 UTC
LMAO, Hilarious anon!! Japan is attempting to look dignified sitting on Germany’s lap. *LOLS FOREVER*
XD I can so relate to this... We once crammed 20 people inside a car... 6 people in the very back, 10 in the middle (Four people on the bottom, another four on top, and somehow, two others on top of that 0_o), one person driving, and three on the passenger's seat.
Bonus: Northern Italy is driving
Even Bigger Bonus: Somehow an orgy of sorts starts up in the back seat.
(I'm not too picky about anything... but I'd prefer no USxUK)
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I lol'd, 'pecially because I've been smooshed into a car full of people before and it's just as awkward as this~
sSJGKSHGSE...
WHERE'S CANADA?
...
Is Russia sitting on him? D:
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Anon... ILU. Thank you for this.
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ITALY, ILU. ANON, ILU TOO.
I laughed so hard--and my roomate thinks I'm reading CNN so she's staring at me with a kind of, "Dying people in the streets isn't funny, you sick pervert!" stare.
Well, she's right about the pervert, mufufufu.
And the RUSSIA/AMERICA bits! YES. YES. My OTP surfaces in this brilliant comedic fic! CONTINUE PLEASE, ANON, FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS GOOD AND NOT VERY WHOLESOME.
*commences to do a dance in her chair, humming, waiting for more Russia/America/G8-crammed-in-car goodness*
And other anons are totally right. Canada needs to have been forgotten, called a taxi, arrived at the meeting before anyone else, completely unmolested, and praised for his sheer awesomeness at being able to arrive on time.
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Canada: -sitting waiting for the others to arrive-
Bosses: America?
Canada: Close, just a little further to the north.
Canada's boss: Oh Canada! Why are you the only one here?
Canada: thanks for being able to tell it was me boss.(<-sarcasm) Well they're all riding in a small death trap of a Japanese car, and America's getting fondled by Russia.
America's Boss: WHAT?!
Russia's Boss: Oh Ivan I'm so proud(<-in Russian) That's not true, Russia would never stoop so low
America's Boss: Of course but I do hope that they're both behaving themselves, (especially America)
Canada: and I took a taxi seeing as they'd forgotten me anyways.
Canada's boss: Ah, that's my boy <3 So smart and always thinking ahead!
Canada: /// Oh uh...well...
Canada's boss: Your countries could all serve take Canada as an example!
Other countries' bosses: -all begrudgingly nod and accept that Canada was the only smart one who used common sense in this situation-
Canada: -blushing at the praise-
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The bosses all look up as the door opens and America busts in, wearing only his standard USA boxers and Russia's scarf. Entering after him is Russia, who is mostly dressed but still rather rumpled, and the rest of the nations follow in about the same condition. Italy appears to be the only one unscathed, bouncing around a typically stern Germany who is bare-chested but for Korea's robe and sash. China's hair has been pulled into pigtails, and Japan's is French braided. (No one quite understands how, considering its length.) France is the only one other than Italy who is in high spirits, and the only one entirely sans clothing, preferring to go, as he says, au natural.
Canada and the bosses are struck, mouths gaping (and, consequentially, do not notice the wink and thumbs-up shared between Russia and his boss.) America's boss stands, sits back down, then closes and opens his mouth, before shaking off his surprise and standing again.
"M-Mr. Jones? Uhm--," he manages to stutter out, fumbling with words--why are you ( ... )
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ily anon.
marry me! XD
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That's soooooooooo epic XD
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someone needs to draw this y/y?
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XD I can so relate to this... We once crammed 20 people inside a car... 6 people in the very back, 10 in the middle (Four people on the bottom, another four on top, and somehow, two others on top of that 0_o), one person driving, and three on the passenger's seat.
... That poor car.
I'm curious now though... Where is Russia's hand?
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France hitting on Germany.
[i]"Besides, only the most beautiful of merchandise should go in the window."[/i] *strokestroke*
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3
In window!France, I am reminded of ceiling!France, in a good way.
Thank you for this little slice of delightful cheesecake, authornon
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I can't wait for more :D
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