Everyone gets MARRIED MARRIED MARRIED
anonymous
April 30 2009, 21:00:03 UTC
Someone (it doesn't matter who, but I'm picturing France) thinks that the atmosphere has been far too serious lately, so he or she decides to organize something to inspire some joy. And so a world meeting turns into a mass wedding. And whoever's organizing it insists that everyone has to get married. Very few nations (if any) are thrilled about it, but everyone ends up going through with it anyway. They think it's a joke, but after the ceremony is over all the couples find out that they really are married. Hilarity ensues.
Preferred couples are US/UK, Spain/S. Italy, and Poland/Lithuania; but any other pairings are completely welcome. Wedding nights (i.e. smut) aren't required, but I certainly won't object to them. :D
Bonus points for: a) Poland wearing a wedding dress b) Russia somehow ending up being married to Belarus, or attempting to marry everyone at once (since everyone will become one with Russia).
Everyone gets MARRIED MARRIED MARRIED (1/Probably a lot)
anonymous
May 3 2009, 15:57:03 UTC
[This is just a short bit, to establish my claim on the premise. God, I love this idea.]
Everyone was sitting around the table at the Grand 1946 Confrence of Doom, all the doomier because it was on a Wednesday, and it was awkward. Everybody knew that a few weeks ago, they had been beating each other to a bloody pulp (and, judging by how America kept kicking Japan under the table, some of them still were). This was why everybody was silent.
That is, they were until France said, "We should get married."
England was so shocked that he fell out of his chair. "I've been over this with you a million fucking times! We aren't getting married! I set the bloody Entente Cordiale on fire after the war was-"
"I wasn't talking about us," France explained expansively, adding "although we definitely will" under his breath. "I'm saying we should ALL get married. Wouldn't that break the ice very nicely after this whole war thing
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Everyone gets MARRIED MARRIED MARRIED (2/a lot)
anonymous
May 4 2009, 10:59:36 UTC
France knew, of course, that nobody would go through with this idea except for maybe Roderich and Elizaveta, and they didn’t really count because they might as well have been married already. This would have been a problem, but he also happened to know that most everyone’s bosses went to The Bitter Bedbug by America’s house for a drink on Wednesday nights
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Re: Everyone gets MARRIED MARRIED MARRIED (2/a lot)
anonymous
May 5 2009, 14:01:24 UTC
The last line. I think the priest should say "Drodzy moi. Zebraliśmy się tutaj dziś, aby..." I'm from Poland so that made me laugh XD Polish is so difficult so even internet translators can't translate properly XD
But anyway, fanfic is so cute <333 Can't wait for more : D
Re: Everyone gets MARRIED MARRIED MARRIED (2/a lot)
anonymous
May 5 2009, 20:07:22 UTC
*looks at what translator says your translation means* Okay, your language is officially crazy. XD Just kidding, Poland is a cool country. I've got ancestry there. And thou must not worry, for there shalt be more.
Re: Everyone gets MARRIED MARRIED MARRIED (2/a lot)
anonymous
May 5 2009, 15:46:47 UTC
“Hey!” shouted the only man in the room in a wheelchair. “I happen to love my fifth cousin very much!”
America’s actual boss rolled his eyes. “You aren’t even the prez anymore, old man. Go to hell!”
I LOL'D SO HARD AT THE FDR REFERENCE. AND YOU TELL HIM, TRUMAN. XDDDDDDD (Even thought FDR would be dead if this is set in 1946, I don't care. It's too hilarious.)
This is the OP. I love what you have so far - especially Poland and his beautiful dress. ♥
Re: Everyone gets MARRIED MARRIED MARRIED (2/a lot)
anonymous
May 15 2009, 16:04:45 UTC
“Drogo kochany, jesteśmy zbierał tutaj dziś.” - This one made me LOL. Seriously, it is NOT Polish. Sure, the words are Polish, but they make no sense. NEVER use google or any other translators like that for translating sentences into Polish, 'cause you'll end up with gibberish...
Re: Everyone gets MARRIED MARRIED MARRIED
anonymous
May 6 2009, 14:20:16 UTC
“So… are you going to, uh, sleep with me?” Liechtenstein giggled. “I don’t see why not. Night, Sealand.” “Night, Liechtenstein.” He turned down the light, and they both fell asleep.
Preferred couples are US/UK, Spain/S. Italy, and Poland/Lithuania; but any other pairings are completely welcome. Wedding nights (i.e. smut) aren't required, but I certainly won't object to them. :D
Bonus points for:
a) Poland wearing a wedding dress
b) Russia somehow ending up being married to Belarus, or attempting to marry everyone at once (since everyone will become one with Russia).
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Everyone was sitting around the table at the Grand 1946 Confrence of Doom, all the doomier because it was on a Wednesday, and it was awkward. Everybody knew that a few weeks ago, they had been beating each other to a bloody pulp (and, judging by how America kept kicking Japan under the table, some of them still were). This was why everybody was silent.
That is, they were until France said, "We should get married."
England was so shocked that he fell out of his chair. "I've been over this with you a million fucking times! We aren't getting married! I set the bloody Entente Cordiale on fire after the war was-"
"I wasn't talking about us," France explained expansively, adding "although we definitely will" under his breath. "I'm saying we should ALL get married. Wouldn't that break the ice very nicely after this whole war thing ( ... )
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Also, "adding "although we definitely will" under his breath." <- SIMPLY AWESOME. *showers with love*
*Waits not-so-patiently for more :D*
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Awww poor Lithuania, Poland is too dense to realize you love him.
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I totally ship it now.
P.S. Recaptcha: "national demarest" ...
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Although the poland/liet stuff is totally cute too. * u*
Can't wait to see what you do with this, anon! How exciting<3
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I'm from Poland so that made me laugh XD
Polish is so difficult so even internet translators can't translate properly XD
But anyway, fanfic is so cute <333 Can't wait for more : D
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America’s actual boss rolled his eyes. “You aren’t even the prez anymore, old man. Go to hell!”
I LOL'D SO HARD AT THE FDR REFERENCE. AND YOU TELL HIM, TRUMAN. XDDDDDDD (Even thought FDR would be dead if this is set in 1946, I don't care. It's too hilarious.)
This is the OP. I love what you have so far - especially Poland and his beautiful dress. ♥
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It should be "Zebraliśmy się tu dziś..."
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Liechtenstein giggled. “I don’t see why not. Night, Sealand.”
“Night, Liechtenstein.” He turned down the light, and they both fell asleep.
SO. CUTE. GAAAH.
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