I'd like to see the nations playing card games like Durak, Egyptian War, Pusoy, Bullshit, Spoons, etc. (card games that can be played by a large number of people or card games that can escalate into arguments)
And eventually, the game gets so frustrating that someone just goes "Oh, fuck this shit!" and things escalate into arguments, brawls... and accidental, spontaneous sex/orgy? Yes, over a card game.
By the way if they're playing Durak, maybe an argument can be sparked by the fact that Durak means fool/idiot/stupid in Russian (according to Wikipedia)
And Today of the Card Games Channel...
anonymous
May 8 2009, 16:27:44 UTC
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anonymous
May 8 2009, 22:58:46 UTC
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I love it so far! I was hoping someone would do Durak! And I love your idea of putting them into teams. This will definitely be interesting. Can't wait for more!
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anonymous
May 23 2009, 03:32:10 UTC
Two rounds turned into four, which continued on into eight, and soon no one was counting anymore. After a good two hours of playing, the score stood Team Awesome: 20 to team AmouR Unicorn: 30. Well, none of the members of Team ARU actually agreed on the name, but Alfred insisted that it was brilliant
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The cards were dealt; all had eight. "Don't lag!" said Alfred. "Better flip early than late." Flip-flip-flip went the circle of cards, around and back. Suddenly, a sandwich! Smack! Slap! Crack! Six nations stared at each other over their arms. Possessive gazes demanded cards or harm.
Glares were exchanged. "Ma main was première!" Francis exclaimed. "No, mine!" Arthur thwarted. "The pile belongs to me, aru," Yao asserted. "But they are rightfully mine, da?" Ivan grinned. But they were all surprised to see, at the bottom, Matthew's hand pinned.
poem!anon shall hide away in her dark corner again nao. (couldn't resist doing this- I have no idea how many times this has happened to me with my friends. stinging skin, anyone?)
btw- they're playing ERS, if anyone hasn't figured out what what I was going one about yet. >_
OP absolutely loves this! Not only because it was short and to the point... but also mostly because this is exactly what happens to me and my group of friends when we play Egyptian War. (M-my hand...ow.)
recaptcha: credit rattrap The resaptcha wants to play ERS too...
And eventually, the game gets so frustrating that someone just goes "Oh, fuck this shit!" and things escalate into arguments, brawls... and accidental, spontaneous sex/orgy? Yes, over a card game.
By the way if they're playing Durak, maybe an argument can be sparked by the fact that Durak means fool/idiot/stupid in Russian (according to Wikipedia)
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Francis' cards... Oh lord, I can just see them all playing Durak with those cards... Bloody Brilliant!
The drumming, oh the drumming... I do the exact same thing - 'sept I drum with me feetsies when playing cards... XD
“S***, it ~is~ hereditary- …oh, it’s just you, Mat.”
Oh, Alfred.
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Oh, Arthur.
“Mat! I know Arthur’s a little loony, but we’re not, at least not yet!...Wait, you haven’t been seeing any fairies, have you?”
Oh, Alfred.
“Otherwise the choosing is not being fair, no? We will be closing our eyes now, Canada”. Ivan’s tone left no room for argument.
OH IVAN I LOVE YOU! XD
Failure!Anon, Reviewer!Anon does not think you are failure. You is internet owner, yes? You get extra internet for funny, no?
And Matt! Oh, Matt, I loves you. Especially worrying over Al and Artie.
<3~~~
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OH GOD I AM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW.
It really makes it better that they're all cheating bastards, too. XD
God, please for the love of all that is holy, keep it up!
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And oh, those cheating bastards...
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“Is it a drinking game?”, Alfred inquired. Matthew thought he saw Arthur look up at that.
Oh Arthur... XD
And Ivan is totally awesome... And I'm all for Francis' suggestion! Come on drinking Strip Poker!
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The cards were dealt; all had eight.
"Don't lag!" said Alfred. "Better flip early than late."
Flip-flip-flip went the circle of cards, around and back.
Suddenly, a sandwich! Smack! Slap! Crack!
Six nations stared at each other over their arms.
Possessive gazes demanded cards or harm.
Glares were exchanged.
"Ma main was première!" Francis exclaimed.
"No, mine!" Arthur thwarted.
"The pile belongs to me, aru," Yao asserted.
"But they are rightfully mine, da?" Ivan grinned.
But they were all surprised to see, at the bottom, Matthew's hand pinned.
poem!anon shall hide away in her dark corner again nao.
(couldn't resist doing this- I have no idea how many times this has happened to me with my friends. stinging skin, anyone?)
btw- they're playing ERS, if anyone hasn't figured out what what I was going one about yet. >_
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Not only because it was short and to the point... but also mostly because this is exactly what happens to me and my group of friends when we play Egyptian War. (M-my hand...ow.)
recaptcha: credit rattrap
The resaptcha wants to play ERS too...
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