THANK YOU TRAVEL CHANNEL?!
anonymous
April 22 2009, 20:30:39 UTC
Sorry...It's just, well, the Travel Channel aired a show about the Niagra Falls yesterday and well....I couldn't help it...
PLEASE GIVE ME AMERICA AND CANADA HAVING A BARREL RACE OVER THE NIAGRA FALLS~! AND ARTHUR IS THE JUDGE/PRIZE?! Anon gets to decide who wins/loses and whether or not the idiots in question even succeed...MAKE IT EPIC~!
If someone DOES win, anon simply says this. Canada win = jealous America; America win = hot steamy waterfall sex plz? Sorry, USxUK is my OTP...
HOLY CRAP! QUICK RESPONSE! Ooooh~! I can't wait for Arthur to show up! I love it love it love it love iiiiit! America, you dumbshit of who I am a citizen of! Stop picking on your brother! *giggles* ANON, I LOVE YOU!
Do a Barrel Roll! [2/?]
anonymous
May 2 2009, 16:22:13 UTC
Apologies for keeping all of you waiting. Writer!anon suddenly got randomly busy. I'll try to be quicker with writing the next chapters.
Canada awoke to darkness. Wet, claustrophobic darkness that sounded like the muffled roaring of some distant beast. His groggy mind tried to decipher exactly where that noise was coming from. It sounded close, but... Where was he, anyway?
A fine spray of water on the back of Canada’s neck was his first clue. Having his head smacked against a hard surface was his second.
He remembered.
FuckCanada chose to deal with his predicament in a calm and rational manner. He thrashed around and banged on the lid, cursing America’s name in a stream of vicious Franglais. That bastard had actually done it
( ... )
PLEASE GIVE ME AMERICA AND CANADA HAVING A BARREL RACE OVER THE NIAGRA FALLS~! AND ARTHUR IS THE JUDGE/PRIZE?! Anon gets to decide who wins/loses and whether or not the idiots in question even succeed...MAKE IT EPIC~!
If someone DOES win, anon simply says this. Canada win = jealous America; America win = hot steamy waterfall sex plz? Sorry, USxUK is my OTP...
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“Alfred.”
“No way these aren’t going to be able to take a few hits, right? They’ve even got padding!”
“Alfred.”
“After all the trouble-”
“Alfred.”
“Don’t you want to have a good time, Matthew? Carpe diem or whatever that saying is?”
“Alfred.”
“You promised! Remember?”
“I was drinking“So? A promise is still a promise ( ... )
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This is hilarious, anon!! Even if I almost feel bad Canada.
Can't wait for the next part! x3
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Next part will be along soon, don't you worry.
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Canada, on the other hand, may not be so lenient.
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And Canada, you whiny brat of whom I am a citizen of. Suck it up, dude. Drowning's not so bad. XD
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Canada awoke to darkness. Wet, claustrophobic darkness that sounded like the muffled roaring of some distant beast. His groggy mind tried to decipher exactly where that noise was coming from. It sounded close, but... Where was he, anyway?
A fine spray of water on the back of Canada’s neck was his first clue. Having his head smacked against a hard surface was his second.
He remembered.
FuckCanada chose to deal with his predicament in a calm and rational manner. He thrashed around and banged on the lid, cursing America’s name in a stream of vicious Franglais. That bastard had actually done it ( ... )
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