The failure of brotherly love
anonymous
May 23 2009, 12:13:03 UTC
West,
Sorry Remember that time I called you a asslicking Nazi? Didn't quite mean it that way... Though I TOLD YOU that the crazy little Austrian would be trouble, didn't I?
*crumple, toss*
"No. He'll never read past the first line..."
Dear West,
You know about that wall and threatening to shoot you if you come over to visit? Russia is an even worse company than I thought, so....
*crumple, crumple, toss*
"Gah! This shouldn't be so bloody difficult for someone as cool as I am!"
Ey, West!
How bout you pop by and I can show you the spy-cam my guys installed in Hungary's bathroom?
"Hmmm."
*taps pen*
"This has potential. But the fuck do I do if he does want to look at her boobs? Aha!"
Ey, West!
How bout you pop by and I can show you the spy-cam my guys installed in Hungary's Ukraine's bathroom? Also, bring bananas and chocolate.
"...oh god, I fail so much."
*knock, knock*
"WHAT?"
"Letter, for me? Not from Russia? Gimme then."
*tear*
Hello EastBrother,
I don't think I ever apologized for dissolving you listening to
( ... )
Because the awesome Prussia would never admit to spying on his little brother, of course! It's not like he misses him at all, pfft, what are you talking about?
Sorry Remember that time I called you a asslicking Nazi? Didn't quite mean it that way... Though I TOLD YOU that the crazy little Austrian would be trouble, didn't I?
*crumple, toss*
"No. He'll never read past the first line..."
Dear West,
You know about that wall and threatening to shoot you if you come over to visit? Russia is an even worse company than I thought, so....
*crumple, crumple, toss*
"Gah! This shouldn't be so bloody difficult for someone as cool as I am!"
Ey, West!
How bout you pop by and I can show you the spy-cam my guys installed in Hungary's bathroom?
"Hmmm."
*taps pen*
"This has potential. But the fuck do I do if he does want to look at her boobs? Aha!"
Ey, West!
How bout you pop by and I can show you the spy-cam my guys installed in Hungary's Ukraine's bathroom? Also, bring bananas and chocolate.
"...oh god, I fail so much."
*knock, knock*
"WHAT?"
"Letter, for me? Not from Russia? Gimme then."
*tear*
Hello EastBrother,
I don't think I ever apologized for dissolving you listening to ( ... )
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But why the KGB, not the Stasi?
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What secret camera? Oh, that camera...
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Is giving me a burning desire to hug them both, AWWWWW~ and I don't even ship it...much. :3
Seriously, I'm glad it was so short or there'd have been cuteness overload. :'D
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Awww~! That's so cute in a good-god-it's-impossible-to-get-them-to-talk kind of way.
I love Prussia's "God, I fail so much" XD I laughed IRL at that one.
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