So I heard from Guinness...[1/?]
anonymous
May 25 2009, 03:42:32 UTC
This is the original anon that said they'd do this, and as it turns out, this anon is Jewish, too. So uhh. I'll try not to offend anyone too bad, but try not to be too butthurt. That's the job of the characters the morning after, kay?
Enjoy the show.“Don’t worry,” said Turkey, “We’ll get you back alright
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So I heard from Guinness...[2/?]
anonymous
May 25 2009, 03:43:48 UTC
Egypt glanced up to the rearview mirror, eyes imploring if this means that the plan is off. But Turkey needs time to think. Soon, they pulled into the hotel and found a parking space
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Re: So I heard from Guinness...[2/?]
anonymous
May 25 2009, 09:49:48 UTC
OP is fucking thrilled.
I love Turkey and his heavy-handed advances and Egypt's quiet exasperation and Israel's petulant stubbornness *so much*. They're all so...gah I just want to hug them and squish them and make them talk to each other until they're totally embarassed.
(Also Israel's brother wahhh heartbreak.)
Characterization is always what hooks me in something, and I adore yours. Can't wait to read the rest.
Re: So I heard from Guinness...[3/?]
anonymous
May 26 2009, 01:45:19 UTC
Turkey couldn’t tell if Egypt was asleep or not. It would be a damn shame if he was, because then he’d miss out on all the fun… which would happen. It had to
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Re: So I heard from Guinness...[3/?]
anonymous
May 26 2009, 19:11:37 UTC
“So Israel,” he said, “I hear you’re a good kisser.”
WAS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE SUBTLE? Because srsly, Turkey, ur doing it wrong.
Anyway, I´m loving this. I´m deeply in love with Israel, and I think you´re balancing things pretty nicely here - it is a touchy subject, after all (which is funny, because it´s country orgy, what´s there to be offended about?) and you´re making it awesome.
So I heard from Guinness...[4/?]
anonymous
May 27 2009, 04:52:09 UTC
“Where’d you hear that from?” Israel’s voice was hard, but he still had the beginnings of a blush on his cheek.
“Guinness Book of World Records told me.”
“Well, actually England - wait, you drove me all the way out here for that?“I thought you could maybe… give us a demonstration?” asked Turkey, carefully running a finger down Israel’s job. For a moment, he didn’t seem to react
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Re: So I heard from Guinness...[4/?]
anonymous
May 27 2009, 17:53:09 UTC
Israel is so endearing, in a heartbreaking kind of way. And I have the feeling Germany and England wasn´t completly consensual. And augh, I just want to hug him. You´re making this lovely and hot and touching at the same time, and I want to marry you. Or be your friend with benefits. I love you so very much right now.
So Egypt and Turkey team up to convince him that not all his Muslim neighbors hate him.
Threesome sexytiems ensue.
(If you want to go the crack route, paranoid!Israel can misinterpret their advances at first, but I really want this threesome eventually.)
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Enjoy the show.“Don’t worry,” said Turkey, “We’ll get you back alright ( ... )
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I love Turkey and his heavy-handed advances and Egypt's quiet exasperation and Israel's petulant stubbornness *so much*. They're all so...gah I just want to hug them and squish them and make them talk to each other until they're totally embarassed.
(Also Israel's brother wahhh heartbreak.)
Characterization is always what hooks me in something, and I adore yours. Can't wait to read the rest.
Also, LOL @ Turkey shouting "orgy time!"
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LOLZ. I´m loving this.
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i love seeing israel in any fic, but turkey is totally stealing the show
great characterization of him!!
thanks for writing anon, hope you update soon ~
p.s. recaptcha - frisking and *pffft yep*
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Oh god, anon, my heart is in my mouth for him. Stubborn and defensive and *sniffle* YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE LONELY!!!
Also, Turkey's subtlety!fail continues to be awesome and hysterical.
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WAS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE SUBTLE? Because srsly, Turkey, ur doing it wrong.
Anyway, I´m loving this. I´m deeply in love with Israel, and I think you´re balancing things pretty nicely here - it is a touchy subject, after all (which is funny, because it´s country orgy, what´s there to be offended about?) and you´re making it awesome.
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“Guinness Book of World Records told me.”
“Well, actually England - wait, you drove me all the way out here for that?“I thought you could maybe… give us a demonstration?” asked Turkey, carefully running a finger down Israel’s job. For a moment, he didn’t seem to react ( ... )
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ANON THIS IS DELICIOUS. YOU MUST CONTINUE. :D
recaptcha: the mummery LOLWHUT
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THIS IS COMING OUT HOTTTTTTT!!!!!!
I'll be waiting with bated breaths, anon <33
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(dammit, that´s the only problem with kink_memes. What´s a stalker to do, I ask? *sob*)
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