US/fem(?)UK - Gakuen Hetalia AU
anonymous
May 19 2009, 07:34:50 UTC
Alfred doesn't understand why the 'young master' of the student council doesn't see his awesomeness. So he's set out to prove how great he is but things backfire when he realize that...
'Fuck, I'm gay.'
Oh. So it was more than animosity that was keeping him up at night.
The twist?: While Alfred stalks follows Arthur around - trying to get his attention yet again - he took a peek while Arthur was changing. And discovers something quite shocking...
Boys don't have boobs And they don't hide their real hair in wigs...right?
...Right???
Oh, the irony.
BONUS!: - Alfred uses this to blackmail Arthur into...whatever anon wants! - Manages to get Arthur to wear the school's girls uniform. - Alfred ACTUALLY succeeding in getting Arthur as his uh...boy/girlfriend. Consensual or not?
Sorry, Alfred, You're Still Not Gay [1/?]
anonymous
May 20 2009, 04:45:23 UTC
Alfred walked with firm steps that rang through the desolate hallway. A grim look was set upon his usually cheery facade. His shoulders were squared, and it seemed as if his nerves were tightly woven.
He looked like a man going to war. Which, in a way, was the case here. Which was also why this particular hallway was empty even though it was lunchtime.
Then again, hardly anyone dared to walk across the battlefield that was this hallway. This hallway that housed the office of the Student Council.
Speaking of that office, Alfred had just stopped in front of the door that bared the words "Student Council" in its translucent glass panel. He glared at those words before he grasped the doorknob and twisted it open, only to find out that the door was locked. He stared at the doorknob, shocked to his very core, before he growled and started banging the door with his fists with enough intensity to break the said door down.
"What the hell, Arthur? You're locking doors now? You coward!" he exclaimed
( ... )
Sorry, Alfred, You're Still Not Gay [2/?]
anonymous
May 20 2009, 04:48:18 UTC
"And don't you dare try to coax them by proposing a date with them. I can't imagine the messes you make when you do that. The messes that I'm tasked to clean up
( ... )
Sorry, Alfred, You're Still Not Gay [3/?]
anonymous
May 21 2009, 13:16:43 UTC
Arthur was always early to school. He would walk inside the campus with polished black shoes, ironed clothes, and a neat-looking bag. The only thing that would come close to being ruffled was his hair (and his eyebrows).
The first place he would go to was the Student Council office. He would take a seat on his comfortable chair and began looking through the documents that he, or the other members, hadn't finished looking over the day before. If he had nothing to do, he would then mull over the various things they could talk about in the meeting that would occur after classes had been finished.
However, it seemed as if he was not permitted his usual lifestyle that day.
Today, when he opened the door to the office, he saw one smug-looking Alfred sitting on his chair.
"Now I know why you like your position. The chair's great," Alfred said.
Arthur clenched his teeth, not exactly ready to face stupidity this early in the morning, before saying, "Remove yourself from the chair and kindly evacuate this room
( ... )
Late OP is late
anonymous
May 23 2009, 10:07:29 UTC
I'M LOVING YOU SO DAMN HARD RIGHT NOW ANON. <3
I hope the caps got their point across.
I REALLY can't wait to see what happens next. I'm really interested to see your reason why Arthur dresses up like a boy instead.
I was thinking about the society in general and their biased opinion about women. But meh, it could be because of her siblings. Lol, I don't know. But all I know is that you're doing a hell of a good job anon~
Sorry, Alfred, You're Still Not Gay [4/?]
anonymous
May 24 2009, 09:11:21 UTC
To Recaptcha!Anon: ILU and your recaptcha. Never stop being awesome.
Francis had said that Arthur was a stubborn brute. Alfred had, however, replied to that with something close to him being stubborn than Arthur.
So this was why Alfred was probably following Arthur around like a dog while chanting, "I'm awesome. Awesome. Awesome." Arthur, the whole day, had a dangerous-looking tic on his forehead.
It was when Alfred had started following him even as he was about to go home that Arthur finally snapped, turned around, and asked him what the hell was his problem.
Alfred blinked, before grinning and saying, "Well, I told you that I wanted you to know that I'm an awesome guy."
"I didn't think you were this stupid," Arthur said, his hands finding their way to his hips. He would've looked more intimidating if he was taller.
"So you think that I'm awesome now, huh?" Alfred asked.
"Not at all. You're making me think the opposite!"
"... I don't know why. I've been telling you the whole day--"
Sorry, Alfred, You're Still Not Gay [5/?]
anonymous
May 24 2009, 09:12:31 UTC
When Alfred woke up, he was panting and sweating, seemingly having come out of a nightmare. Not only that, he was sporting the morning wood. He put his hand to his heart, feeling the erratic beating of his heart.
He then punched his right cheek.
He was doomed. Doomed.
A couple of hours later, he found himself sitting adjacent to Francis in the lunch hall. This was always how they sat when they ate. However, there was certainly something different about the atmosphere between the two of them. It was so different that Francis was subconsciously fidgeting a bit
( ... )
So he's set out to prove how great he is but things backfire when he realize that...
'Fuck, I'm gay.'
Oh. So it was more than animosity that was keeping him up at night.
The twist?:
While Alfred stalks follows Arthur around - trying to get his attention yet again - he took a peek while Arthur was changing. And discovers something quite shocking...
Boys don't have boobs
And they don't hide their real hair in wigs...right?
...Right???
Oh, the irony.
BONUS!:
- Alfred uses this to blackmail Arthur into...whatever anon wants!
- Manages to get Arthur to wear the school's girls uniform.
- Alfred ACTUALLY succeeding in getting Arthur as his uh...boy/girlfriend. Consensual or not?
YOU CAN DO IT ANON! <3
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He looked like a man going to war. Which, in a way, was the case here. Which was also why this particular hallway was empty even though it was lunchtime.
Then again, hardly anyone dared to walk across the battlefield that was this hallway. This hallway that housed the office of the Student Council.
Speaking of that office, Alfred had just stopped in front of the door that bared the words "Student Council" in its translucent glass panel. He glared at those words before he grasped the doorknob and twisted it open, only to find out that the door was locked. He stared at the doorknob, shocked to his very core, before he growled and started banging the door with his fists with enough intensity to break the said door down.
"What the hell, Arthur? You're locking doors now? You coward!" he exclaimed ( ... )
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OH GOD. I love your Alfred. I love your Arthur, so purposefully making Alfred's life DIFFICULT. ♥
reCAPTCHA says: was mint ♥
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The first place he would go to was the Student Council office. He would take a seat on his comfortable chair and began looking through the documents that he, or the other members, hadn't finished looking over the day before. If he had nothing to do, he would then mull over the various things they could talk about in the meeting that would occur after classes had been finished.
However, it seemed as if he was not permitted his usual lifestyle that day.
Today, when he opened the door to the office, he saw one smug-looking Alfred sitting on his chair.
"Now I know why you like your position. The chair's great," Alfred said.
Arthur clenched his teeth, not exactly ready to face stupidity this early in the morning, before saying, "Remove yourself from the chair and kindly evacuate this room ( ... )
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Oh England, that little slip of yours...
reCAPTCHA says: scorer generally
...too bad you can't score on Arthur, Alfred. XD
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I hope the caps got their point across.
I REALLY can't wait to see what happens next. I'm really interested to see your reason why Arthur dresses up like a boy instead.
I was thinking about the society in general and their biased opinion about women. But meh, it could be because of her siblings. Lol, I don't know. But all I know is that you're doing a hell of a good job anon~
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Francis had said that Arthur was a stubborn brute. Alfred had, however, replied to that with something close to him being stubborn than Arthur.
So this was why Alfred was probably following Arthur around like a dog while chanting, "I'm awesome. Awesome. Awesome." Arthur, the whole day, had a dangerous-looking tic on his forehead.
It was when Alfred had started following him even as he was about to go home that Arthur finally snapped, turned around, and asked him what the hell was his problem.
Alfred blinked, before grinning and saying, "Well, I told you that I wanted you to know that I'm an awesome guy."
"I didn't think you were this stupid," Arthur said, his hands finding their way to his hips. He would've looked more intimidating if he was taller.
"So you think that I'm awesome now, huh?" Alfred asked.
"Not at all. You're making me think the opposite!"
"... I don't know why. I've been telling you the whole day--"
"You mean, you've been irritating me the ( ... )
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He then punched his right cheek.
He was doomed. Doomed.
A couple of hours later, he found himself sitting adjacent to Francis in the lunch hall. This was always how they sat when they ate. However, there was certainly something different about the atmosphere between the two of them. It was so different that Francis was subconsciously fidgeting a bit ( ... )
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ILU, Author!Anon!
reCAPTCHA: shaggier father
...please tell me this does not refer to Arthur and his brows. O_o
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This just made my day a whole lot better.
And lol'd HARD at this line: "That's some weird shit right there, Francis. You sure that's not just a French thing"
ILU Alfred~ <3
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