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Diplomatic Relations [Part 1/3] anonymous October 23 2008, 02:39:53 UTC
Lithuania would have liked to be anywhere but the meeting he was in. It wasn't that the topic was boring - not at all; he had always been fascinated by international commerce, ever since his experience working with America back in the twenties, and now it was becoming something of his specialty - but the way everyone was approaching it was very different from the quiet handling of commerce within his own borders. Plus, every time he tried to offer his opinion, someone else spoke up over him. It was humiliating and frustrating, and he just wanted to go homeAnd if all that wasn't bad enough, they had seated him next to Russia. The man hadn't changed much in the decade since he had "reformed" from the Soviet Union, Lithuania was sure of it; nobody else seemed to think it was any big deal to put them together. "It's just bad memories," UK had assured him before the meeting, a quiet aside whispered in his ear. "Don't make a big deal about it, for the sake of everyone getting along ( ... )

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Diplomatic Relations [Part 2/4 (it got longer ;_;)] anonymous October 23 2008, 04:27:13 UTC
Okay. What... He paused, not really knowing how to begin. The first thing that come to mind was a classic cliche. What are you wearing?

The response came back too fast for Lithuania to have second thoughts.

lol, not much. im in bed wearing just that shirt u gave me last xmas. its so soft and smooth...

He was skeptical of the idea that words - and misspelled ones, at that! - could have a physical effect on a person, but, if that was what Poland wanted... Plus, though he wouldn't admit it, the way the message trailed off served its purpose quite effectively in making Lithuania imagine the scene: Poland lying atop the comforter and running his hands up and down his slender, pale legs, delicate face flushed with pleasure. He imagined the way Poland's tongue might be poking out just ever so slightly between his lips, moist and pink - The phone buzzed again, breaking him out of his reverie.

im ttly taking it off right now. i wish u were here 2 do it 4 me. i want ur hands on me, Liet.Lithuania's breath hitched, and he felt the effect ( ... )

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Re: Diplomatic Relations [Part 2/4 (it got longer ;_;)] anonymous October 23 2008, 05:02:55 UTC
F5ING LIKE THE MOTHERFUCKING FIST OF THE NORTH STAR.

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Re: Diplomatic Relations [Part 2/4 (it got longer ;_;)] anonymous October 23 2008, 21:56:16 UTC
I DON'T KNOW WHAT F5 MEEEEEEANS... BUT THE TTGL REFERENCE MAKE ME THINK THAT POSSIBLY YOU LOL'D? XD

In which case, <3! ^__^

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Re: Diplomatic Relations [Part 2/4 (it got longer ;_;)] anonymous October 24 2008, 13:29:43 UTC
F5 REFRESHES THE PAGE. I WAS FRANTICALLY REFRESHING THE PAGE WAITING FOR THE NEXT PART.

WHICH DELIVERED.

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Diplomatic Relations [Part 3/4] anonymous October 23 2008, 05:27:15 UTC
Lithuania's eyes widened and he couldn't help but see Poland in his mind's eye; it was such a familiar sight, the blonde with his cheeks a rosy pink, hair tousled and head tossed back, his body arched and taut and shit, Lithuania realized, he was going to lose it right there and then if he didn't get a grip on himself.

I'm coming over to your house as soon as the meeting is finished, Lithuania typed hurriedly. I need to touch you. I'll let you fuck me all night long. Please!

He wasn't even sure what he was asking for, Poland's agreement or his pleasure or more of the ridiculous dirty talk that had somehow managed to invade Lithuania's thought process and turn him into jelly right there in his chair.

w/eva u want, Poland's message promised. unh, Liet, i ttly want 2 do u so bad right now!!1Barely able to form coherent thought, remembering as clearly as that very morning the feeling of Poland inside him, clinging to him, sharp nails dug into Lithuania's shoulders - a recollection that, however sharp it was, also seemed like it had ( ... )

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Diplomatic Relations [Part 4/4] anonymous October 23 2008, 05:38:52 UTC
gwijd.

What did you just do? Lithuania wrote back with shaky hands, even though he knew the answer. This response was a lot quicker than the last few had been.

i came thinking about u. cant wait2 do it again 2nite. :D 'cuz ur ttly secksy. *smooch*

I came, too. ...Thank you, Poland.

He hit "send", leaned back in his chair. The screen blinked almost instantaneously.

i luv u. <3

The words made his heart stop. He'd heard it a thousand times before, but for some reason this felt new, different. And...he'd never seen that in writing before, no matter how poorly spelled. Smiling gently, wishing he could see Poland's face - always even more beautiful than usual when radiating afterglow - he slowly, carefully keyed in the words to round off that declaration.

And I love you.

Sighing contentedly, he raised his head a little, a smile on his lips - and promptly realized that there were still, and had been, other people in the room. His heart ground to a halt and then plummeted directly into his stomach. Oh. My. GOD. Lithuania glanced ( ... )

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Re: Diplomatic Relations [Part 4/4] anonymous October 23 2008, 06:04:06 UTC
FFFFF

More like WIN anon is WIN!

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Re: Diplomatic Relations [Part 4/4] anonymous October 23 2008, 21:57:29 UTC
Awww. Thank you. ;-;

(Anon seriously had no clue what she was doing. BUT IT WAS SUCH A FUN PROMPT. XDD)

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Re: Diplomatic Relations [Part 4/4] anonymous October 23 2008, 06:06:27 UTC
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oh wow, anon. :DDD

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Re: Diplomatic Relations [Part 4/4] anonymous October 23 2008, 21:58:57 UTC
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THAT IS POSSIBLY THE BEST REACTION. EVER. I will take those comments straight to heart. *salute*

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Re: Diplomatic Relations [Part 4/4] anonymous October 23 2008, 09:29:27 UTC
Ah! Amazing! That was so cool!

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Re: Diplomatic Relations [Part 4/4] anonymous October 24 2008, 03:24:51 UTC
Th-thank you so much! *blushes*

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OP anonymous October 23 2008, 21:52:37 UTC
ghghghss oh my gooood.

i love you, anon <333

whyyy is poland's chatspeak so hot

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Re: OP anonymous October 23 2008, 22:04:26 UTC
Mmrrr, thank yooooouuuu~! If I have pleased OP anon, then my job is done! *dons cape and flies away*

I love you, too! *hugs*

don't you mean EVIL? you would not believe how many billions of ways there are to say the same damn thing in chatspeak. IT'S INSANE. *_* (I had to do lots of research, since I don't even own a cellphone! XD) but I'm glad you found it hot, not awkward, because I definitely felt ridiculous writing it. LITHUANIA IS CLEARLY JUST THAT EASY. XD

...awkwardly, there is someone texting right next to me as I write this, and because of this prompt I now DO NOT KNOW HOW TO FEEL ABOUT THIS. ;__;

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Re: Diplomatic Relations [Part 4/4] anonymous October 24 2008, 02:33:19 UTC
Th-THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL!! *hurls self off a cliff in sheer joy* And Russia at the end, holy shitpaste. This has got to be one of my new favorites.

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