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In order to celebrate HETALIA'S anime adaptation. AXIS POWERS HETALIA KINK MEME

Jul 25, 2008 15:44

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anonymous July 25 2008, 06:08:42 UTC

Germany/N.Italy phonesex, with Germany somewhat bashfully initiating it and N.Italy being all "what? oh, okay~~"
Um, anachronisms are cool, unless you WANT to write them doing it on a party line, which is also cool.

(sorry, specific request is specific)

anonymous July 26 2008, 11:41:01 UTC

They had decided to speak in German for the rest of the conversation. Any efforts to democratically elect a language for their conference had somehow ended in a tarantella, or in Feliciano making fun of Kiku's birth tongue ("like a chittering squirrel!" he'd described it ( ... )

anonymous July 26 2008, 12:23:33 UTC

Good god anon, I laughed - hell, I'm still laughing - so hard. Italy is just the most impossible buffoon, Ludwig & Honda have my sympathies. Am eagerly anticipating part 2!

anonymous July 26 2008, 16:20:18 UTC

I laughed until I choked. There's more?! Yessss.

anonymous July 26 2008, 17:27:29 UTC

OP here can't wait for more <3 that was SO TOTALLY PERFECT. You have the characters down so well.

Phone Call Pt. 2 anonymous July 26 2008, 23:51:38 UTC

Easy, stay calm. Stay calm. Just focus on the objectives... "...Right. So... what are you wearing right now?" he asked, tensely ( ... )

Phone Call Pt. 3 anonymous July 27 2008, 00:03:54 UTC

"My imaginary hands are not cold! They are the most optimally warm, masculine hands that have ever touched you!" Ludwig corrected in a frustrated growl, grumbling under his breath. "The most masculine hands that would bother to touch you!"

"...really?" asked Feliciano, whose voice betrayed a sort of interest.

A notion struck Ludwig then: maybe, just maybe, the simple-minded Italian was a tell, don't show kind of guy. It marred his sense of dramatism, but Ludwig always did put efficiency over drama... and with that in mind, he coughed. "Yes..." he started, with his voice gaining a smug sound, "they are the biggest, largest hands you've ever felt. They're strong ( ... )

Re: Phone Call Pt. 3 anonymous July 27 2008, 00:27:54 UTC

You=my new internet hero for combining hilarious and hot so well with such priceless characterisation.I nearly forgot to anon my post because certain lines are so very... distracting. Awaiting more with feverish impatience. :D

Re: Phone Call Pt. 3 anonymous July 27 2008, 00:44:52 UTC

AUGH SO AWESOME. I am not leaving this seat until part 4 comes along. <333

Re: Phone Call Pt. 3 anonymous July 27 2008, 01:11:35 UTC

"Fwo-wo-wop" is officially the greatest sound effect in existence. Thank you, Anonymous.

Phone Call Pt. 4 anonymous July 27 2008, 01:58:34 UTC

Instead of surrendering the rather pleasurable endeavor of jerking off for the rather urgent need to slap his forehead, Ludwig summoned all of his willpower into going on. "...So... you're touching yourself right now?"

"Yeah..." came the small, nasal voice. Surprisingly demure for the often loud Italian. Maybe it was because the phone didn't let him add the usual layer of wild gesturing to his speech.

"I see," Ludwig purred, smugly. "I guess that'll do, since I can't be there right now, to give you what you need..." he went on, letting his words roll in a deep, leonine fashion. "Because you need me to really touch you, don't you?"

The next sound was something between a hiss and a helpless moan.

It made Ludwig's blood boil a bit. "I'm right, am I not? You need me... to touch you there, to show you what a real man's touch is like..."

"Y, yeah..."

"See... my hand wouldn't shake... my hand would grab onto it, nice and firm... and I would work it slowly-- as slow as I'd damn want, because that belongs to me, to play with it however I ( ... )

Re: Phone Call Pt. 4 anonymous July 27 2008, 03:21:08 UTC

Oh, now I'm dead. How can this be both so hot and so hilarious? Thank you anon, thank you.

Re: Phone Call Pt. 4 anonymous July 27 2008, 06:40:11 UTC

Guh. Whuh. Gu-guh! This. THIS WHOLE FIC. I cannot form words, so I'll settle for F5ing like a maniac. Come on Part 5!

F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5!

Phone Call Pt. 5 anonymous July 27 2008, 15:05:33 UTC

"Would you like to know what I'm imagining myself doing, though...?"

There was a little panting across the line.

Ludwig ground his teeth, turning his smile into a forced grimace. "I can't see you nodding over the phone, you know..."

"Oh! Oh right... ah, I meant, yes..."

After clearing his throat (and his thoughts) a bit, Ludwig smiled. "Well, I shouldn't be taking care of myself, should I? I was imagining than, rather than my own hands, there would be something else here... wrapping around this big, hard thing that I'm holding..."

A sharp intake of breath, and expectant silence.

A pause. "...I'm talking about you."

A shiver. "O, oh great. For a moment there I was--"

"I'm just not sure though," Ludwig began, "which would be better... your," a pause for a low chuckle, "eager little hands, or maybe your mouth ( ... )

Re: Phone Call Pt. 5 anonymous July 27 2008, 15:10:20 UTC

Oh Italy. SO MUCH LOVE.<3 DON'T STOP.

Re: Phone Call Pt. 5 anonymous July 27 2008, 15:12:04 UTC

Goddammit Italy you are made of facepalms!
F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5!

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