In order to celebrate HETALIA'S anime adaptation. AXIS POWERS HETALIA KINK MEME

Jul 25, 2008 15:44


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anonymous November 18 2008, 22:31:20 UTC
Russia + any soviet bloc country. Ivan teaches them Russian!
(Preferably less crazy childish sadist Russia and more crazy childish he-didn't-know-it-bothered-them Russia.) BECAUSE LANGUAGES ARE REALLY COOL. Especially Russian.

BONUS POINTS if there's actual Russian in there, with or without translation.
DOUBLE BONUS if there's another language in there, too. (No... Not English.)

I'M SORRY, ANON. I'M SO SORRY.

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Уроки Языка [1/?] anonymous November 19 2008, 06:15:49 UTC
Apparently Estonia has something like the second highest population of Russian speaking citizens? Also, cyrillic is a cool alphabet. Also, all my Russian was dependent on online translators, so if it sucks, that’s, uh, its fault. I tried. I also thought about throwing in some Estonian, but I couldn’t find a good online translator... WHATEVER!When Ivan found Edouard in the library, he lingered to watch him for a while before he went to the boy. His lightly shod feet betrayed hardly any sound, and he stood beside the Baltic brother for a moment, staring over his shoulder, before he curiously asked, “What are you doing, Eesti ( ... )

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Уроки Языка [2/?] anonymous November 19 2008, 06:20:43 UTC
After a moment, Ivan said, “Like this,” and pointed at his mouth as he enunciated, “Щние.”

“Sh-sh-.”

“Щние.”

“Shnie.”

“Now together,” Ivan prompted, collecting Edouard’s hands again and drawing them up off the table.

Edouard, not so confidently, murmured, “Segodnjashnie.” Ivan kissed the knuckles of Edouard’s left hand, smiling confidently.

“And the rest, маленький брат?”

“I,” Edouard began, then looked down at his books and his papers and said, “I don’t remember.”

“Мудак является Польша.”

“Pol’sha,” Edouard murmured softly at his books, the looked up and quietly questioned, “What are we calling Poland? I think Toris might object if we call-”

“I told you, Lietuvous would not care for this.” Under Ivan’s hold, Edouard’s fingers trembled for a moment, then stopped. Ivan smiled at the boy. “Can you say the words?”

“Mudak,” Edouard began, than faltered on the second word. After a moment, he dropped it entirely and concluded darkly, “Pol’sha.”

“Является,” Ivan said, firm and harder now. “Явл. Яетс. Я.”

“Javl,” Edouard ( ... )

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Уроки Языка [3/4] anonymous November 19 2008, 06:23:11 UTC
The fountain pen was one Ivan remembered seeing in Edouard’s things when he helped the boy pack his things before the move to Moscow. He smiles softly, and sets pen and inkpot next to Edouard on the floor. Idly, Ivan brushes nothingness off of Edouard’s chest, gaging his reaction to the touch. Edouard does not flinch or tremble now, but his eyes are closed.

Ivan dipped the pen into the ink, tapped the quill twice, and then brought it to Edouard’s chest. The ink left one perfect round spot that sat for a moment then slid down to the well of Edouard’s collarbone as Ivan said, “Обратите внимание.”

Edouard inhaled and made a slight noise of discomfort as Ivan began. He said each letter as he write it, first in the lower case, then the upper directly below it, nestled close between Edouard’s nipples: “А. Б. В. Г. Д. Е. Ё. Ж. З. И. Й. К. Л. М. Н. О. П. Р. С. Т. У. Ф. Х. Ц. Ч. Ш. Щ. Ъ. Ы. Ь. Э. Ю. ЯEach time Ivan drew the pen away to replenish the ink, Edouard breathed deep from his belly. His chest ( ... )

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Уроки Языка [4/4] anonymous November 19 2008, 06:23:49 UTC
“Sojuz Sovetskih Socialist-”

Ivan kissed him then, cradling his cheeks and smearing the words on his face and lips, tasting the ink on his tongue. Edouard tensed instantly, and his hands came to Ivan’s shoulders, little fists pressed against him but not doing anything.

After a moment, Ivan pulled away. Edouard looked off to the side, his glasses askew, the ink smeared on his cheek and nose and mouth, on his neck and chest. Still, his skin was so pale underneath. Ivan ran a hand down from Edouard’s cheek to his neck, to his unmarked shoulder and arm, and watched the ink that was still on his hand smear over the soft skin.

He stood then, and stared down at Edouard, who slowly looked up at him. After a moment, Ivan smiled, and told him, “Next time I will teach you something more useful.” He left Edouard with that thought.

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Re: Уроки Языка [4/4] anonymous November 19 2008, 19:23:06 UTC
Not OP, but DAMN. Anon's language kink has officially been satisfied for a very long and happy time. That was so creepy and awesome and HOT. Anon has been brought to the point of flaily, incoherent love. ♥

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Re: Уроки Языка [4/4] anonymous November 20 2008, 00:22:57 UTC
OP, here.
Erm.

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU. That was... :D Thank you! And Estonia's there, too! :D :D :D :D Большое спасибо! (Is that right??? ._. )

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Not OP anonymous November 20 2008, 19:07:32 UTC
jadh gadhglh sadjeid?

sadh?

Sorry. I'm incoherent. You just. I love how you make Ivan talk. I LOVE IT. You're Ivan is my favorite because of how to make his dialogue so ... nice... good ... askdjhlasudhas

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Re: Уроки Языка [4/4] anonymous November 22 2008, 12:57:57 UTC
Holy CRAP that was amazing, anon. This meme is giving me kinks I never knew I had. :D

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Re: Уроки Языка [4/4] anonymous November 27 2008, 04:50:36 UTC
Wow, that was really great! Ah language lesson kinks...

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Re: Уроки Языка [4/4] anonymous May 29 2009, 13:02:08 UTC
Anon hopes you find this interesting!

When г is by itself it is pronounced as a hard g. When it is in the construction "его", it is pronounced as a v. This is because "yeh-g-oh" is much harder than "yeh-v-oh", and его is a verrry common Russian construction. That my explain why poor Edouard was finding it so difficult!

Otherwise and actually fic-related: eeh! Utter language kink! Thanks!

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