I couldn't resist.
anonymous
April 16 2009, 08:41:54 UTC
Today the guy I was in love with for an entire war proposed to me. And it freaked out our waiter for some reason. Also, he suddenly recovered from his amnesia and remembered that he is my first boyfriend who I thought was dead. Except everyone including myself thought I was a girl back then, including him. Also, the ring was in the shape of a tomato. My brother and his boyfriend are huge tomato lovers. They even have a song about them. FML.
#924335 (15) - 04/15/1947 at 8:57pm by paastaaa - love - it definitely is! (32012) - you deserved that one (4389)
Today, I woke up naked next to a guy with whom I had two hundred years of sexual tension. I figured that I finally resolved it, but then I turned around, and on the other side on the bed, was a communist bastard with whom I started an entire war of sexual tension. As if that wasn’t bad enough, they somehow managed to fit in my younger brother there. FML.
#997762 (23) - 12/28/2001 at 1:43pm by commieh8r - sex - it definitely is! (2344) - you deserved that one (345629) Today, a
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#924335 (15) - 04/15/1947 at 8:57pm by paastaaa - love - it definitely is! (32012) - you deserved that one (4389)
Today, I woke up naked next to a guy with whom I had two hundred years of sexual tension. I figured that I finally resolved it, but then I turned around, and on the other side on the bed, was a communist bastard with whom I started an entire war of sexual tension. As if that wasn’t bad enough, they somehow managed to fit in my younger brother there. FML.
#997762 (23) - 12/28/2001 at 1:43pm by commieh8r - sex - it definitely is! (2344) - you deserved that one (345629)
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