306.7 [Part 1 of ?]
anonymous
March 19 2009, 06:04:31 UTC
A/N: Original request: http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/632.html?thread=897656#t897656 Had to repost this because I put it in the wrong place the first time >.< Took some liberties with the request but hopefully it will satisfy. The title is the Dewey decimal heading for "human sexuality". I am myself a library student and this is based in part on my observations of my classmates
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306.7 [Part 2 of ?]
anonymous
March 19 2009, 06:05:41 UTC
Feliks and Kiku, having observed this particular patron before, had developed a rudimentary immunity to his charm and were breaking down what they saw as the problem here: neither of them had been able to make a firm call on straight, gay, or bi
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306.7 [Part 3 of ?]
anonymous
March 19 2009, 06:08:18 UTC
Fifteen minutes later, Matthew was headed for the current periodicals, with a stack of reshelves that Toris had generously donated to the cause (with a look of abject sympathy that had give him a lot more pause than comfort) clutched tightly to his chest. That way, they kind of covered up how far Feliks had opened up the front of his button-down shirt after stripping him of his sweater ("Like, why do you even need so many layers, Mattie? It's April already and you're from Canada. By your standards this is totally tropical weather!"). He felt a tad naked and more than a little socially unacceptable with his collarbones on display and his shirt untucked and his hair pulled back from his face (with Feliks' own barrettes, no less! Was it even hygenic to share those?).
He was scared of making a fool of himself in front of everyone but more than that he was scared of what his coworkers would do if he chickened out--because he knew exactly how crazy they really were. Kiku hadn't even had to look up the URL for the site with those hi-res
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306.7 [Part 4 of ?]
anonymous
March 19 2009, 06:09:23 UTC
The reference desk was unusually active tonight. There had been a lot of back-and-forth between the Asian poker face and the bouncy blond, which wasn't totally unsual but then some shifts they seemed to be ignoring each other so hard there was an invisible-mime-wall down the center of the desk. Tonight, though, was special, because the third wheel had finally looked up from his work and for the first time Alfred Jones had actually seen his face. Not that there had been anything blindingly distinctive about the face, just as there wasn't much that stood out about the rest of him. It was the expression that had been memorable, open and honest and longing in a way that Alfred hadn't seen in a long time.
Of course, then for some unfathomable reason it had turned into open and honest and hilarious confuzzlement and his coworkers had dragged him away into the staff-only area and Alfred had had to stifle his laughter into a copy of Sports Illustrated for a full five minutes. Thursday evening was definitely the most amusing shift on the
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He was scared of making a fool of himself in front of everyone but more than that he was scared of what his coworkers would do if he chickened out--because he knew exactly how crazy they really were. Kiku hadn't even had to look up the URL for the site with those hi-res ( ... )
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Of course, then for some unfathomable reason it had turned into open and honest and hilarious confuzzlement and his coworkers had dragged him away into the staff-only area and Alfred had had to stifle his laughter into a copy of Sports Illustrated for a full five minutes. Thursday evening was definitely the most amusing shift on the ( ... )
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Can't wait to read more Authornon!
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yes anon, yes.
Thank you
Please more k thx?
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Oh plz let there be more. THis isn't the last part right?
Recaptcha says Rouss that. Rouse that indeed.
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I think the sheer luls-factor of this shorted out something in my brain, since I CAN'T COME UP WITH ANY RESPONSE BEYOND
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YUS!
MORE NAO!
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God, that was seriously THE BEST PICKUP LINE EVER.
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DKSHFKSLHFKUEHSLFKUSEHF FUCK YEAH OMFG i cant stop F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5 forever.
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Oh god, they're both so dorky. THIS IS THE BEST.
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Oh Matthew <3
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