Someone else please write this too! D: [1/2]
anonymous
March 9 2009, 06:26:50 UTC
Anon fails! This is why I should stop writing these things when I don't have the request in front of me. Cause I have a tendency to not follow prompts. I just... loved the idea of Al teasing Matt using his own music.
OTZ x infinity, OP.
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“Come oooon,” Al whined, spinning around in his chair in front of Matthew’s desk.
Matt, hunched over another piece of paper as he transferred it from the large stack on his left to another large, although less so, pile on his right, felt the beginnings of a headache start to throb in his temple.
“I’m doing work. You do know what work is, right?” Matt grated out, scratching his signature on the paper and then stamping his seal beside it before putting it in the ‘done’ pile.
“But it’s boring,” Al stated as if he had uncovered some great philosophical truth. “You’re becoming a little too much like Arthur.”
The throb took on a sharp pinch like an ice pick was being dug into his brain.
“I’m writing this because of your mistake,” Matt growled. “And since people tend to lump us together, I
( ... )
“Gosh darn it, Al!” Matt exploded as Al tugged the pen from his fingers.
Al tossed the pen behind him and leaned into Matt’s face. “What now?” he grinned.
Matt glowered back. “I-”
Then Al was kissing him, and despite his annoyance, despite the construction crew of the damned drilling his frontal lobe, Matt couldn’t help himself from melting slightly. Al’s tongue flickered at the corner of his mouth, and Matt groaned, opening his lips. Al smiled and leaned in, only to freeze as something pointy poked into the soft underside of his chin.
Matt sat back with a cocky half-grin, holding up a new pen. “I have a whole drawer full. I could go all day.”
To his surprise, instead of a pout, Al threw back his head and laughed. “I sure hope so,” he said with a suggestive raise of his eyebrows.
Matt’s blush escalated, but with a ‘humph’ he went back to his work
( ... )
TOTALLY NOT OP
anonymous
March 9 2009, 06:51:50 UTC
...WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THIS IS AMAZING AUTHOR-SAN. I love it. I love you. God, this was so adorable/hot... your writing made it all the better, and the dialogue was so unf <3
Avril Lavigne, Nelly Furtado, Nickelback, Prozzak, Shania Twain, and Celine Dion I get (although I had to check on the Prozzak one), but Britney isn't Canadian.
However, that didn't stop me from enjoying this immensely!
I just have to say, I friken' love you for this! :D
(After writing the request I kinda looked back at it and realized how ridiculous I sounded, What the hell self? Refrences to Canadian songs AND Spongebob while France videotapes? You've gone to far! Hopefully the writer looks at the "You can do anything" part...and chooses the parts that seem possible.)
AND YOU DID! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! :D *MWA* Awesome stuff!!!
(I'll love you forever if you keep steeling lines from Spongebob Squarepants)
Canada: Damn it America! Why ya gotta go and make things so complicated?!
America (Starts singing): I see the way you're~!
Canada:*SLAP* I'm not referencing you idiot! (Avril Lavigne reference btw)
Anon can do ANYTHING with this! Make it as hilarious as possible!
Bonus points for adding France video taping it.
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OTZ x infinity, OP.
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“Come oooon,” Al whined, spinning around in his chair in front of Matthew’s desk.
Matt, hunched over another piece of paper as he transferred it from the large stack on his left to another large, although less so, pile on his right, felt the beginnings of a headache start to throb in his temple.
“I’m doing work. You do know what work is, right?” Matt grated out, scratching his signature on the paper and then stamping his seal beside it before putting it in the ‘done’ pile.
“But it’s boring,” Al stated as if he had uncovered some great philosophical truth. “You’re becoming a little too much like Arthur.”
The throb took on a sharp pinch like an ice pick was being dug into his brain.
“I’m writing this because of your mistake,” Matt growled. “And since people tend to lump us together, I ( ... )
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“Gosh darn it, Al!” Matt exploded as Al tugged the pen from his fingers.
Al tossed the pen behind him and leaned into Matt’s face. “What now?” he grinned.
Matt glowered back. “I-”
Then Al was kissing him, and despite his annoyance, despite the construction crew of the damned drilling his frontal lobe, Matt couldn’t help himself from melting slightly. Al’s tongue flickered at the corner of his mouth, and Matt groaned, opening his lips. Al smiled and leaned in, only to freeze as something pointy poked into the soft underside of his chin.
Matt sat back with a cocky half-grin, holding up a new pen. “I have a whole drawer full. I could go all day.”
To his surprise, instead of a pout, Al threw back his head and laughed. “I sure hope so,” he said with a suggestive raise of his eyebrows.
Matt’s blush escalated, but with a ‘humph’ he went back to his work ( ... )
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This was highly amusing, anon. xDD
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So much love for this, omfg, author-kun-desu.
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I LOVE YOU! but am not OP. ♥ BUT I STILL LOVE YOU.
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Anon reader just about choked on her dinner. You win dear writer. Also not the op btw
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oh, britney spears reference ftw.
that made my day.
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That's a Shania Twain reference.
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However, that didn't stop me from enjoying this immensely!
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(After writing the request I kinda looked back at it and realized how ridiculous I sounded, What the hell self? Refrences to Canadian songs AND Spongebob while France videotapes? You've gone to far! Hopefully the writer looks at the "You can do anything" part...and chooses the parts that seem possible.)
AND YOU DID! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! :D *MWA* Awesome stuff!!!
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This anon has been satisfied for life <3
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