England sat peacefully in his favorite spot of the international library. Next to the bookshelves full of works of elite English authors, he sat on a polished table, re-reading Romeo and Juliet for the ninethousandth time. He was consumed by the masterpiece of literature, reminiscing on how elegant and romantic the olden days were.
Suddenly, America smashed the door open and shouted in delight.
"England! I finally went and read Shakespeare like you kept bugging me to do. I skipped most of the pages but it inspired me to writ a Shakespearean poem for you. Listen:
"Sleep dwell upon thine ass, peace in thy eyebrows!"
Oh. My. Fucking. God. XDDD Should not have read this just before going to bed! My stomach hurts so much from laughing...
(And I'm so glad I didn't read this before we'd finished performing Romeo and Juliet as our school play. Keeping my face straight during this speech would've been impossible. XD)
Suddenly, America smashed the door open and shouted in delight.
"England! I finally went and read Shakespeare like you kept bugging me to do. I skipped most of the pages but it inspired me to writ a Shakespearean poem for you. Listen:
America ( ... )
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Oh my God, I'm still laughing like, five minutes after finishing this. His manly stomach. God yes.
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Still, LULZ. "That I may touch that ass" was particularly brilliant. xD
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Well done you, anon. xDDDD
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My children are yours, anon. I love you.
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I love this and I never read Shakespear yet though.. ^_^
Swain, by thy naughty eyebrows I swear
That tip in bed my manly nuke-- <- This is WIN! XD
*laughs* Wonder what England would ask Satan to do...
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I can't help but think that England is going to summon the demon Sebastian XDDD
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..... recaptcha: drinks $666.67 ..ffffffffffttt XD;; UM.
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i love you
AUTHOR!ANON, I LOVE YOU. ROFL.
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This whole thing made me laugh WAY more than it should...way more...
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You my dear, are pure win~
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Oh. My. Fucking. God. XDDD Should not have read this just before going to bed! My stomach hurts so much from laughing...
(And I'm so glad I didn't read this before we'd finished performing Romeo and Juliet as our school play. Keeping my face straight during this speech would've been impossible. XD)
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