The Sexual Miseducation of Gilbert Beilschmidt, 1a/?
anonymous
April 23 2011, 06:48:12 UTC
Or, how the Bad Touch Duo became the Bad Touch Trio.
This is absolutely terrible and I truly, truly apologize. I have a new respect for fanfiction writers. This shit is hardThere are days, Prussia thinks, that the world is conspiring against him
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Re: The Sexual Miseducation of Gilbert Beilschmidt, 1a/?
anonymous
April 23 2011, 06:56:07 UTC
This shit really is hard, but it looks like you've already got it down, A!A. Especially the characterization, because this: When Prussia stops to consider the sex he hasn't been having over the centuries, he gets a little misty-eyed. That is pure gold. XD As is the image of Germany blushing at nude statues. Like I can talk, being an American. And posting a guard around broom closets would probably be a good idea, if only to ensure that someone came to meetings. And uh, to ensure that no one slips in anything gross. OTL
But yeah, I can't wait to see how Prussia was enlightened about his little bro. I'm sure it was plenty enlightening, right? >:D
Re: The Sexual Miseducation of Gilbert Beilschmidt, 1a/?
anonymous
April 23 2011, 07:23:14 UTC
Thank you so much for your kind comments! I was kind of hesitant to post this, because the bar in this fandom is set really high in terms of the quality of writing that's available. Thank goodness for the meme, otherwise this fic would never have seen the light of day.
Re: Prussia's enlightenment about Germany: It definitely was. Let that be a lesson to him not to barge in uninvited on other people's dinner dates!
Re: The Sexual Miseducation of Gilbert Beilschmidt, 1a/?
anonymous
April 23 2011, 07:36:50 UTC
I know, this meme is amazing for experimenting with writing in new styles or trying out new characters and stuff without feeling dumb about it, right?
Oh cool, I guess you're finished posting then; I replied and then realized you were probably still posting. Sorry about that! *skitters off to comment on the rest*
Re: The Sexual Miseducation of Gilbert Beilschmidt, 1b/?
anonymous
April 23 2011, 06:57:40 UTC
One of the benefits of having the World Conference in their backyard is that it gives Italy a valid excuse to crash at their place. Prussia likes Italy. He's loud, he's funny, and best of all he drives West absolultely nuts. He's also pretty cute-- or at least that's what Prussia would think, if he was the sort of guy who thought about stuff like that. Which he isn't.
Really.
Still, it's pretty funny to flirt with him in front of West, who makes these ridiculous faces that are half sad puppy and half 'I'm-about-to-launch-a-blitzkreig'. Italy's hasn't caught on yet and at this rate, Prussia doesn't think he ever will. Which is fine by him; it's all in good fun. After all, if you can't give your little brother a hard time about his totally ridiculous crush, who can you hassle?
But even that isn't Prussia's favourite thing about the guy. What Prussia likes the most Italy, hands down, is his cooking. As useless as that kid might be everywhere else, he's an absolute whiz in the kitchen. Prussia never misses a meal that Italy
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Re: The Sexual Miseducation of Gilbert Beilschmidt, 1c/?
anonymous
April 23 2011, 07:16:46 UTC
It arrived right on schedule. West yanked his pants up so fast it was a wonder he didn't rip the seams, letting fly a string of German curse words that even Prussia found impressive.
"What the hell are you doing here?!"
"I live here!" Prussia squawked, his righteous indignation having overcome his shock. "And I friggin' eat off that counter! Ugh! What the fuck, West!?"
No explanation for the desecration of their kitchen was forthcoming, although a vein West's forehead had started to pulse worryingly. "Get out!" He bellowed, yanking the basting brush out Italy's hand and hurling it at Prussia's head
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Re: The Sexual Miseducation of Gilbert Beilschmidt, 1c/?
anonymous
April 23 2011, 07:48:28 UTC
Holy crap, Prussia, if Germany's willing to throw that sauce-covered brush, you better run faster than that from his epic embarrassment rage. XD I like how Prussia still had to get in a parting shot or three before he fled in terror, by the way. *facepalms* I think I might just admire Italy for being cheerful in that situation, though; I would have just been pissed and embarrassed!
So uh, yeah, is it scary that I imagine Italy jumping Germany in exactly this way? Because I'm pretty sure that Italy would think, "Food is awesome, painting is awesome, and sex with Germany is awesome; why not combine them?"
Again, sorry about commenting while you were posting. >_> I was excited, though, because this looks really good. I don't think you have to worry about your writing at all! Now I want to see your characterization for France and Spain, too. And I'm curious if either France or Spain -- okay, maybe Spain is too clueless to figure his way out of a paper bag -- has any clue that Prussia's exploits were ALL imaginary. And I've
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Re: The Sexual Miseducation of Gilbert Beilschmidt, 1c/?
anonymous
April 26 2011, 10:41:55 UTC
You don't have to be sorry at all! Actually, it was really nice to get some instant feedback, since I was pretty nervous about posting it.
Even if it's not detailed or whatever.
Oh, it will be detailed. Actually, I'm thinking there's going to be multiple smutty parts, with a minimum of at least two and possibly more, depending on how things go. With a trio like this, it's hard to define what "losing your virginity" actually means; in fact the whole concept kind of starts to fall apart, in my opinion.
Instead, I'm thinking I'll be treating this as more of a prolonged sexual iniation, in which Prussia gets to experience multiple "firsts", all of which are fun or awkward or special in their own way.
Re: The Sexual Miseducation of Gilbert Beilschmidt, 1c/?
anonymous
April 23 2011, 16:40:09 UTC
Anon, this is so wonderful! Prussia's voice is pitch-perfect and hilarious, and all the little details are rich and IC an I just love this whole thing to bits. Prussia is so tough and awesome and sassy and quietly sad underneath, he's breaking my heart. I can't wait for his BFFs to help him out.
Re: The Sexual Miseducation of Gilbert Beilschmidt, 1c/?
anonymous
April 23 2011, 23:15:39 UTC
Oh my god, this is epic. Maybe the most in-character Prussia I've ever read, even - maybe especially - considering the subject matter. Your descriptions are just plain fun to read.
I can't wait until France and Spain come in. This promises to be one of my favorite fills of all time. *camps like a mofo*
Re: The Sexual Miseducation of Gilbert Beilschmidt, 1c/?
anonymous
April 26 2011, 10:48:52 UTC
Wow, I am absolutely blown away by this comment. Thank you so much. That's incredibly flattering and certainly not something I expected to hear. I'm especially glad you enjoy my take on Prussia.
Re: The Sexual Miseducation of Gilbert Beilschmidt, 1c/?
anonymous
April 25 2011, 13:47:38 UTC
Loving this fic! And Prussia is not so unlucky... his best friends are the country of passion and the country of love so good shags can be seen in the horizon! And Germany needs to relax a bit more XD
Spain and France decide to let him in on their friends-with-benefits arrangement.
Don't care who tops, really, just make it steaming hot!
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This is absolutely terrible and I truly, truly apologize. I have a new respect for fanfiction writers. This shit is hardThere are days, Prussia thinks, that the world is conspiring against him ( ... )
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But yeah, I can't wait to see how Prussia was enlightened about his little bro. I'm sure it was plenty enlightening, right? >:D
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Re: Prussia's enlightenment about Germany: It definitely was. Let that be a lesson to him not to barge in uninvited on other people's dinner dates!
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Oh cool, I guess you're finished posting then; I replied and then realized you were probably still posting. Sorry about that! *skitters off to comment on the rest*
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Really.
Still, it's pretty funny to flirt with him in front of West, who makes these ridiculous faces that are half sad puppy and half 'I'm-about-to-launch-a-blitzkreig'. Italy's hasn't caught on yet and at this rate, Prussia doesn't think he ever will. Which is fine by him; it's all in good fun. After all, if you can't give your little brother a hard time about his totally ridiculous crush, who can you hassle?
But even that isn't Prussia's favourite thing about the guy. What Prussia likes the most Italy, hands down, is his cooking. As useless as that kid might be everywhere else, he's an absolute whiz in the kitchen. Prussia never misses a meal that Italy ( ... )
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"What the hell are you doing here?!"
"I live here!" Prussia squawked, his righteous indignation having overcome his shock. "And I friggin' eat off that counter! Ugh! What the fuck, West!?"
No explanation for the desecration of their kitchen was forthcoming, although a vein West's forehead had started to pulse worryingly. "Get out!" He bellowed, yanking the basting brush out Italy's hand and hurling it at Prussia's head ( ... )
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So uh, yeah, is it scary that I imagine Italy jumping Germany in exactly this way? Because I'm pretty sure that Italy would think, "Food is awesome, painting is awesome, and sex with Germany is awesome; why not combine them?"
Again, sorry about commenting while you were posting. >_> I was excited, though, because this looks really good. I don't think you have to worry about your writing at all! Now I want to see your characterization for France and Spain, too. And I'm curious if either France or Spain -- okay, maybe Spain is too clueless to figure his way out of a paper bag -- has any clue that Prussia's exploits were ALL imaginary. And I've ( ... )
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Even if it's not detailed or whatever.
Oh, it will be detailed. Actually, I'm thinking there's going to be multiple smutty parts, with a minimum of at least two and possibly more, depending on how things go. With a trio like this, it's hard to define what "losing your virginity" actually means; in fact the whole concept kind of starts to fall apart, in my opinion.
Instead, I'm thinking I'll be treating this as more of a prolonged sexual iniation, in which Prussia gets to experience multiple "firsts", all of which are fun or awkward or special in their own way.
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I can't wait until France and Spain come in. This promises to be one of my favorite fills of all time. *camps like a mofo*
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