Any, Explicit Birth Scene
anonymous
February 11 2011, 17:10:46 UTC
Mpreg, fpreg, genderbend all totally A-Okay (though I have a soft spot for mpreg)! I just want to see the most explicit birth scenes that the meme can come up with you guys! Don't shy away from the bloody details. Only thing I would ask is no states and no human AU, if you please. Also, no hospital birth. Any pairing except Coldwar (AmeRus), Snowbunny (RusPru), or RoChu would be loved, though I have a special place in my heart for tormenting UK.
Bonus: Location, location, location. Whether it's going 90 on the Autobahn, or in the middle of a meeting, the weirder the place you can think of to have someone have a baby, the better.
Bonus 2: Unassisted/DIY birth. Either totally or with the babydaddy as "catcher".
Never again will I ride and elevator (1b/1)
anonymous
February 14 2011, 02:23:18 UTC
The older shifted the knife so it was as far from the baby as possible, and then with one quick breath, England drove the knife into the amniotic sac. The burst of liquid scared him shittless, as the amniotic liquid sprayed and gushed like Old Faithful
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Re: Never again will I ride and elevator (1b/1)
anonymous
February 14 2011, 02:56:48 UTC
Whoah...this was hard core! I've never read a mpreg this gorey and yet amazingly detailed (How many c-sections have you performed? This was disturbingly on key.).
Yep fun for the whole family. Lol oh England I know how you feel. My sister was almost born in the Lincoln Tunnel.
Author!Anon is pleasantly surprised ~
anonymous
February 14 2011, 03:42:15 UTC
Hahaha I have never performed C-sections before~ XD But I have watched them and let me tell you the whole Old faithful thing was exactly what I thought when I saw a c-section performed on this one woman who was having here third baby and it was so.....I can't put it into words...It was like a waterfall but with amniotic fluid!!!
OMG. I wasn't expecting a c-section, but holy mother! This certainly filled my prompt! o-oh my. It's full of these little details that make me incredibly happy, and then also things like:
He could see it now.
'Go on Jimmy. Lean down near the abdomen. Nothing will happen! I promise.'
Yep fun for the whole family.
At which point I died laughing. I was in public. It was awkward. But I love you so much. (And Iggy glancing at the rum flask - oh honey, that can wait until after you're done slicing Alfred open.) This was so short, but the descriptions were so glorious. *showers with e-hugs and flowers*
Re: Never again will I ride and elevator (1b/1)
anonymous
February 14 2011, 21:09:28 UTC
This was amazing! And boy, England has balls! I would have not only soiled myself but also fainted in a puddle of blood and sweat. And that's why I would have never been the freaking British Empire, lol.
Re: Never again will I ride and elevator (1b/1)
anonymous
February 20 2011, 04:17:48 UTC
*cough* Wow, I should not have eaten pudding while reading this. Anyway, poor America! That would have hurt like a bitch. Completely ignoring the fact that I was cracking up the entire time.
The Prison cell (18+). (1a/1)
anonymous
February 16 2011, 04:09:13 UTC
Op, hope you don't mind fem!England.
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Nine months. Nine bloody months I was captured by the Nazi's. Nine months ago I was raped, by no one other than him, Ludwig. For Nine bloody months, I carried his child, here is this cold damp prison cell.
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Anne wasn't sleepy, though it was strange, She loves her sleep. Maybe it had been the stomachache she was getting since late that morning. Nothing big, it will soon go away after her sleep.
As much as she tossed and turned, the presumed stomachache wasn't going away, only to be coming back greater then ever. Anne finds herself sweating, wincing. Deep breaths followed. then one hit her hard, too hard. She screamed. Warmth flowed out in between her legs.
"Shit...not...now..." Taking in deep breaths slowly, she got to a position she felt that was comfortable. No way the guards are going to hear her, they went out. It's going to be a long night.
The Prison cell (18+). (1b/1)
anonymous
February 16 2011, 04:43:39 UTC
She held her thighs, being it up to her knees, at the next hit of the contraction, pushing as hard as she could go. Each one was getting greater, now feeling the child just right at the opening after so long.
Anne couldn't even think, pain was distracting her. She bit her lip while placing her fingers in the vulva. The baby wasn't going to wait for anybody. Not when she was so dilated.
Bonus: Location, location, location. Whether it's going 90 on the Autobahn, or in the middle of a meeting, the weirder the place you can think of to have someone have a baby, the better.
Bonus 2: Unassisted/DIY birth. Either totally or with the babydaddy as "catcher".
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Yep fun for the whole family.
Lol oh England I know how you feel. My sister was almost born in the Lincoln Tunnel.
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He could see it now.
'Go on Jimmy. Lean down near the abdomen. Nothing will happen! I promise.'
Yep fun for the whole family.
At which point I died laughing. I was in public. It was awkward. But I love you so much. (And Iggy glancing at the rum flask - oh honey, that can wait until after you're done slicing Alfred open.) This was so short, but the descriptions were so glorious. *showers with e-hugs and flowers*
Thank you so much!
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Great job, anon. I loved it.
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Anyway, poor America! That would have hurt like a bitch.
Completely ignoring the fact that I was cracking up the entire time.
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Nine months. Nine bloody months I was captured by the Nazi's. Nine months ago I was raped, by no one other than him, Ludwig. For Nine bloody months, I carried his child, here is this cold damp prison cell.
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Anne wasn't sleepy, though it was strange, She loves her sleep. Maybe it had been the stomachache she was getting since late that morning. Nothing big, it will soon go away after her sleep.
As much as she tossed and turned, the presumed stomachache wasn't going away, only to be coming back greater then ever. Anne finds herself sweating, wincing. Deep breaths followed. then one hit her hard, too hard. She screamed. Warmth flowed out in between her legs.
"Shit...not...now..." Taking in deep breaths slowly, she got to a position she felt that was comfortable. No way the guards are going to hear her, they went out. It's going to be a long night.
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Anne couldn't even think, pain was distracting her. She bit her lip while placing her fingers in the vulva. The baby wasn't going to wait for anybody. Not when she was so dilated.
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(Anon will be back soon 3 hours later XD''')
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