Fucking Europeans [2b/?]
anonymous
October 9 2010, 21:48:26 UTC
“I can’t believe it! Liet, I totally popped his cherry!” The other man’s expression stayed carefully neutral. Prussia consoled himself with the knowledge that at least the slut’d be catching it later from his little boyfriend.
Then a troubled look crossed his face. “Oh, no. I wasn’t very gentle with you, was I?” France looked interested, the prurient pervert. Prussia knocked back a shot, and called loudly for another one. “I feel bad,” said Slut, “I totally should have realized. He was a monk, you know? If I’d known I wouldn’t have tied him up and stuff.” A thoughtful pause. “Actually, I probably would have. But I would have felt bad about it! You know. A little bad.”
Spain looked up from his pansy-ass fruit drink for the first time, looking impressed. “Nice one, man. Prussia and Lithuania, huh? Ever get them both in bed
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Late reply from First!Anon. I disagree with you. To argue that Hetalia!England wouldn't rape anyone is a perfectly legitimate argument- many Hetalia dark!fics present nations doing things that they never would in Hetalia, especially Germany.
But frankly, to argue that that real!England didn't do things to African and Asian nations that would equate to/be a analogy to rape is very, very inaccurate. I'm not going to go into a list, but I think author!anon did a wonderful job of keeping Hetalia!England in character while acknowledging the crappy things that the British Empire did. Here, England honestly seems to believe that he did nothing wrong, and that he was doing the colonies a favor. White Man's Burden indeed.
Re: Fucking Europeans [2b/?]
anonymous
October 10 2010, 20:21:13 UTC
I don't think it's particularly fair to refer to Poland as Slut. In fact, I find it highly offensive. He's got a Nagoya girl accent, not a total lack of self-respect.
Re: Fucking Europeans [2b/?]
anonymous
October 10 2010, 20:36:28 UTC
I find it a little surprising that you find that offensive when it's aobviously just Prussia being an ass. Especially since by his actions he's not a slut, has in fact only slept with a couple people. And has the most part been in a monogamous relationship. I suppose if anything France Britain or Spain are the ones who should be named Slut, but Prussia's awesome like that
OP here, loving this hard. and I think I may know who you are, anon, and in fact you've been my AA many times beforeXD...
I love all the little hints and subtle references going around in the story. Prussia's coarse language was great, but even better was the teasing he receives for having been a monkXD.
Bunch of fucking godless sex-crazed hedonists.And the fact that
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As someone who has problems to believe in Rapist!England, I have to say that I don't think he's ever been "cute little England" in any strip. But some of us don't believe in the "invasion equals rape" theory and don't think such behaviour fits any of the characters.
I can see America wanting to be someone's first in his quest to be taken seriously, though.
When does America try to be taken seriously in the strips?
Also, I also don't believe that invasion equals rape. I think you're all missing a point author anon is making: England doesn't think he's raping anyone. He's not the violent take-by-force rapist, it's a conquest through political domination and total owning of the other, which he, at the time this is set, doesn't believe it's wrong of even against the other's will at all, and if it is, it would be the resistance of the savage against civilization, and soon he/she will reap the benefits of it.
Finally, yes, we've clearly had cute little England strips: everything about his childhood is like that; his arrival to the new world and the strip when Chibimerica chooses him; when he makes food for colonial!America and the child eats it to make him happy; the strip about his magical friends; even the strips about the Anglo-japanese alliance present us an Arthur who's kinder, softer, more friendly and more polite.
Lol, of course I agree with you that America wants to be taken seriously, but that's pure fandom interpretation! In the strips, it's never stated he even cares what others think of himXD
I will, I'm a bit busy these festive days (at least they are, in my countryXD) teaching my lil bro English; this weekend I will restart my fandom life ^^
For my actual thoughts on the invasion=rape issue, follow the link up there to my journal for the response I wrote to the first anon. It's, um, about halfway down the page-- just search for "invasion."
I'm not going to fall on either side of the "England=cute?" or "would canon America want to take somebody's virginity, just to have done it?" issues (although on the second one, I'm inclined to think "no," because as a rule Americans are so conservative about sex...) Let me just say "thanks for reading," even if there were parts that weren't too your taste.
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You have got to be fucking kidding me. ¿La misma? ¿Otra vez? No lo creo... Either the whole kink meme is secretly made up of about five people, or we have some kind of cosmic fanfic link.
I have noticed that I have gotten far fewer sparklies recently! Is it the lack of blowjobs? Because, you know, they wouldn't really have worked with the prompts so far...
(he isn't really much older than Portugal, actually, but he takes pride in experienceXD)Damn
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Then a troubled look crossed his face. “Oh, no. I wasn’t very gentle with you, was I?” France looked interested, the prurient pervert. Prussia knocked back a shot, and called loudly for another one. “I feel bad,” said Slut, “I totally should have realized. He was a monk, you know? If I’d known I wouldn’t have tied him up and stuff.” A thoughtful pause. “Actually, I probably would have. But I would have felt bad about it! You know. A little bad.”
Spain looked up from his pansy-ass fruit drink for the first time, looking impressed. “Nice one, man. Prussia and Lithuania, huh? Ever get them both in bed ( ... )
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But frankly, to argue that that real!England didn't do things to African and Asian nations that would equate to/be a analogy to rape is very, very inaccurate. I'm not going to go into a list, but I think author!anon did a wonderful job of keeping Hetalia!England in character while acknowledging the crappy things that the British Empire did. Here, England honestly seems to believe that he did nothing wrong, and that he was doing the colonies a favor. White Man's Burden indeed.
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I suppose if anything France Britain or Spain are the ones who should be named Slut, but Prussia's awesome like that
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I love all the little hints and subtle references going around in the story. Prussia's coarse language was great, but even better was the teasing he receives for having been a monkXD.
Bunch of fucking godless sex-crazed hedonists.And the fact that ( ... )
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I can see America wanting to be someone's first in his quest to be taken seriously, though.
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Also, I also don't believe that invasion equals rape. I think you're all missing a point author anon is making: England doesn't think he's raping anyone. He's not the violent take-by-force rapist, it's a conquest through political domination and total owning of the other, which he, at the time this is set, doesn't believe it's wrong of even against the other's will at all, and if it is, it would be the resistance of the savage against civilization, and soon he/she will reap the benefits of it.
Finally, yes, we've clearly had cute little England strips: everything about his childhood is like that; his arrival to the new world and the strip when Chibimerica chooses him; when he makes food for colonial!America and the child eats it to make him happy; the strip about his magical friends; even the strips about the Anglo-japanese alliance present us an Arthur who's kinder, softer, more friendly and more polite.
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I'll give you cute England.
The Author has posted an entry in her journal about this, maybe you want to join the discussion?
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I will, I'm a bit busy these festive days (at least they are, in my countryXD) teaching my lil bro English; this weekend I will restart my fandom life ^^
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For my actual thoughts on the invasion=rape issue, follow the link up there to my journal for the response I wrote to the first anon. It's, um, about halfway down the page-- just search for "invasion."
I'm not going to fall on either side of the "England=cute?" or "would canon America want to take somebody's virginity, just to have done it?" issues (although on the second one, I'm inclined to think "no," because as a rule Americans are so conservative about sex...) Let me just say "thanks for reading," even if there were parts that weren't too your taste.
OP,
You have got to be fucking kidding me. ¿La misma? ¿Otra vez? No lo creo... Either the whole kink meme is secretly made up of about five people, or we have some kind of cosmic fanfic link.
I have noticed that I have gotten far fewer sparklies recently! Is it the lack of blowjobs? Because, you know, they wouldn't really have worked with the prompts so far...
(he isn't really much older than Portugal, actually, but he takes pride in experienceXD)Damn ( ... )
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