(Latvia/America) America wants to pop cherries
anonymous
July 18 2010, 14:10:49 UTC
America is really put off by the fact that he’s never taken a nation’s virginity because by the time he came around everybody’s cherries were thoroughly popped. He investigates and realises one of the only nations whose virginity is intact is Latvia. So he begins to court him flamboyantly with lots of invested money and shiny new trade agreements very profitable for Raivis, and showing off his body and being a general amusing teen nuisance with his fail!courtship.
Europe is amused.
Russia is not.
Bonus if seme!Latvia ends up topping America! Because, LOL
secret!bonus. America brings up the subject and England and France end up arguing about who’s taken more virginities. It’s Spain
Fucking Europeans [1a/?]
anonymous
October 9 2010, 21:45:19 UTC
Ok, here we go! Silliness and anachronistic slang lie ahead (I see this taking place at the beginning of the twentieth century-- I think we can make it work for Latvia not to be putting out for anybody before WWI, put I feel like by the time the war's over and he's started wanting his independence, things get a little iffier). Hope it's what you wanted, OP, and that you're still hanging around here somewhere <3.
“So who was yours, slut?” asked Prussia.
Lithuania’s face got dark, but Poland responded casually. Hell yeah, he had him trained. “Oh, it was Liet.”
Prussia shook his head in disbelief. “Are you telling me you seriously didn’t screw anybody until you two shacked up?”
Poland blushed. How cute. “Well, um-it might have been, like, a little before that…” The two men were avoiding each other’s eyes
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Fucking Europeans [2b/?]
anonymous
October 9 2010, 21:48:26 UTC
“I can’t believe it! Liet, I totally popped his cherry!” The other man’s expression stayed carefully neutral. Prussia consoled himself with the knowledge that at least the slut’d be catching it later from his little boyfriend.
Then a troubled look crossed his face. “Oh, no. I wasn’t very gentle with you, was I?” France looked interested, the prurient pervert. Prussia knocked back a shot, and called loudly for another one. “I feel bad,” said Slut, “I totally should have realized. He was a monk, you know? If I’d known I wouldn’t have tied him up and stuff.” A thoughtful pause. “Actually, I probably would have. But I would have felt bad about it! You know. A little bad.”
Spain looked up from his pansy-ass fruit drink for the first time, looking impressed. “Nice one, man. Prussia and Lithuania, huh? Ever get them both in bed
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Re: Fucking Europeans [2b/?]
anonymous
October 9 2010, 21:53:52 UTC
The previous part was obviously supposed to be "1b." One day I'll write a fill without numbering fail...
From a corner that Prussia had ignored came a small voice. Prussia looked over. Who the fuck was that? Oh. The new kid. England’s little colony-gone-wrong. Who told him he was allowed to talk? Wait, who even invited him?
“Guys? Guys? So you’ve all… you’ve all done it. You know. Been somebody’s first.”
France shrugged. Spain nodded. England stretched, folding his arms behind his head in an uncharacteristically masculine gesture. “Well,” he said.
“Well, yes,” interrupted Portugal. “That’s how it was, back then. We were all so young-“ France coughed, “-most of us were quite young-“
“We were testing each other,” Spain added. “Trying to figure out where our boundaries lay-“
“There were so many border disputes-“ she continued.
“-we didn’t all screw our rivals-“
“We didn’t all start out as monastic orders-“So yes,” said the kid, dully
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Re: Fucking Europeans [2b/?]
anonymous
October 10 2010, 00:55:34 UTC
I really want an America/Philippines. I've come across a couple stories where there are mentions of it but never one where it was ongoing... Of course their relationship would be kind of rocky... Sorry! Off topic! This is a really good start and angry!Lithuania lol awesome
You're right, it totally needs to happen. Were you interested in a modern thing (would take a little twisting, since Americans as a people have mostly forgotten about the Philippines ;;; ), or a back-in-the-day hatesex thing? Or something else? And do you have a preference about the Philippines' gender?
I'm writing a million billion things and may never get to this. But it sounds interesting, and if I know someone will read it...
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anonymous
October 10 2010, 04:21:32 UTC
Yeah, I did kind of think it would probably be back in the day cause we're not all that close now, altho I'm not a huge fan of hate sex. I'm not real knowledgeable on the history of America/Philippines interactions altho I do know that when we took over from the Spanish we promised that we would eventually let them take over and govern themselves. (Keyword:eventually)And of course there were rebellions. And their Constitution was based off ours I think. Um, I think, were they taken over by Japan during WWII? I know there was fighting there. And then after WWII was when we gave them their independence, right? So maybe something right after WWII ended? I may not be right about that, like I said I'm not an expert on Philippines history. I lean more towards a male Philippines, but female would be perfectly fine too. But if you did write this I would totally read it no matter what, because I find the idea interesting myself. And maybe I would learn something to!
Re: Fucking Europeans [2b/?]
anonymous
October 10 2010, 01:35:48 UTC
Ugh... no way all those colonies consented to sleeping with England. Rapist!England ruined the humor of the chapter for me, especially since he seemed to be implying that he only raped his African and Asian colonies. Still, this is off to a great start! I look forward to the next installment.
I agree with first!anon here. Most of England's colonies did NOT consent to sleeping with him, and portraying his relationship with them (particularly the African and Asian nations, as she [or he] assumed correctly that he was implying) as a uniformly happy, consensual one would be deeply wrong from a historical canon point of view. It's also true that his treatment of his white colonies was inherently very different than his treatment of his non-white colonies-- it seemed wrong to him to sleep with America, but not with India or China. Finally, as France was hinting at, it is patronizing and ridiculous of him to assume that the nations he conquered hadn't had sexual relationships with each other all along
( ... )
Re: authornon
anonymous
October 10 2010, 04:22:08 UTC
ayrt
You are the Word of God here, so there's nothing I can argue if that's how you feel. Personally, I understood that he didn't touch America and Canada because they were children while nations like China and India are older than England himself.
Tbh, I find this section weird and it kind of puts me off, but I enjoyed the rest of the fic. Now I must admit I am curious about the other colonial nations, like France and Netherlands. Or any other nation that has imposed itself over any territory, like Hungary. But as I said, you are the Word of God here.
Re: authornon
anonymous
October 10 2010, 06:38:13 UTC
Word of God aside, if you're interested in telling me what bothers you / what you'd change, I'd love to hear it (if you have better things to do with your time, I understand that too). Do you have a sense for why that bit feels weird? Because it doesn't fit? Because you don't think England would have slept with his colonies
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Outright sadism - rape or other kinds - never sits right with me when brough up in Hetalia fic. The standard argument is "but history says so", but history says a lot of things that obviously went differently in Hetalia (Germany during WWII, to point out the obvious one). The nations in Hetalia are all good guys some way or the other - even Russia is a sympathetic character whose intentions are unquestionably Not Cruel. A lot of Hetalia fanwriters play up these ugly parts of history for the purpose of drama, but fic like that is almost always OOC, because they demand that the characters display a kind of cruelty that they lack in canon.
Imperialism wasn't pretty, no. But with the England we have in Hetalia, it seems more likely that he used the colonies as servants (see Chibitalia, Chibiromano, Poland, Hungary, China, the Baltics and anyone else ever shown to be under the rule of others), and maybe tried to teach them to dress properly and speak the Queen's English.
As the anon above me, I find it hard to believe England the character would rape anyone. It feels OOC that he would a) do something like that, b) don't realise he did it and c) boast about it. England, as presented in canon, is a guy who has a terrible temper but mostly harmless. As I said, when I read the fill for the first time, it never crossed my mind that England raped any of his colonies. Now, the whole story feels different. Personally, I don't read anything that has Abusive!England (or Abusive!Austria, or America, or France, etc) because I don't feel it sits well with the character. Especially with my favourite character. Can I see England being ruthless? Yes. Cruel? Yes. A rapist? No. It's a matter of taste
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Thanks for such a thoughtful answer. I started to respond, and-- got a little carried away. So instead of spamming the meme, I put it up on my journal for you to read-- or not read as you see fit. If you want to stay anonymous, that's totally fine. And, as always, if you have better things to do with your time, I won't be offended not to receive a reply.
Europe is amused.
Russia is not.
Bonus if seme!Latvia ends up topping America! Because, LOL
secret!bonus. America brings up the subject and England and France end up arguing about who’s taken more virginities. It’s Spain
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“So who was yours, slut?” asked Prussia.
Lithuania’s face got dark, but Poland responded casually. Hell yeah, he had him trained. “Oh, it was Liet.”
Prussia shook his head in disbelief. “Are you telling me you seriously didn’t screw anybody until you two shacked up?”
Poland blushed. How cute. “Well, um-it might have been, like, a little before that…” The two men were avoiding each other’s eyes ( ... )
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Then a troubled look crossed his face. “Oh, no. I wasn’t very gentle with you, was I?” France looked interested, the prurient pervert. Prussia knocked back a shot, and called loudly for another one. “I feel bad,” said Slut, “I totally should have realized. He was a monk, you know? If I’d known I wouldn’t have tied him up and stuff.” A thoughtful pause. “Actually, I probably would have. But I would have felt bad about it! You know. A little bad.”
Spain looked up from his pansy-ass fruit drink for the first time, looking impressed. “Nice one, man. Prussia and Lithuania, huh? Ever get them both in bed ( ... )
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From a corner that Prussia had ignored came a small voice. Prussia looked over. Who the fuck was that? Oh. The new kid. England’s little colony-gone-wrong. Who told him he was allowed to talk? Wait, who even invited him?
“Guys? Guys? So you’ve all… you’ve all done it. You know. Been somebody’s first.”
France shrugged. Spain nodded. England stretched, folding his arms behind his head in an uncharacteristically masculine gesture. “Well,” he said.
“Well, yes,” interrupted Portugal. “That’s how it was, back then. We were all so young-“ France coughed, “-most of us were quite young-“
“We were testing each other,” Spain added. “Trying to figure out where our boundaries lay-“
“There were so many border disputes-“ she continued.
“-we didn’t all screw our rivals-“
“We didn’t all start out as monastic orders-“So yes,” said the kid, dully ( ... )
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Sorry! Off topic! This is a really good start and angry!Lithuania lol awesome
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I'm writing a million billion things and may never get to this. But it sounds interesting, and if I know someone will read it...
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Um, I think, were they taken over by Japan during WWII? I know there was fighting there. And then after WWII was when we gave them their independence, right? So maybe something right after WWII ended? I may not be right about that, like I said I'm not an expert on Philippines history.
I lean more towards a male Philippines, but female would be perfectly fine too.
But if you did write this I would totally read it no matter what, because I find the idea interesting myself. And maybe I would learn something to!
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I didn't get any rape vibe from England o.O
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You are the Word of God here, so there's nothing I can argue if that's how you feel. Personally, I understood that he didn't touch America and Canada because they were children while nations like China and India are older than England himself.
Tbh, I find this section weird and it kind of puts me off, but I enjoyed the rest of the fic. Now I must admit I am curious about the other colonial nations, like France and Netherlands. Or any other nation that has imposed itself over any territory, like Hungary. But as I said, you are the Word of God here.
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Imperialism wasn't pretty, no. But with the England we have in Hetalia, it seems more likely that he used the colonies as servants (see Chibitalia, Chibiromano, Poland, Hungary, China, the Baltics and anyone else ever shown to be under the rule of others), and maybe tried to teach them to dress properly and speak the Queen's English.
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deanon woo, http://ellamequiere.livejournal.com/8869.html
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