"For the Fairest of Them All" (any pairings)
anonymous
July 18 2010, 05:37:04 UTC
The nations enter the meeting room and find a (insert object here) on the table addressed to “the fairest” of them. Chaos ensues.
To stop everybody trying to claim it, Germany decides to hold a voting, one by one, about who each nation thinks is the most beautiful among them. Whoever gets more votes by the others, gets it. It’s forbidden to vote for oneself, of course.
Bonus. You can add a truth charm, so that everybody HAS TO say the truth, which makes for many surprising and embarrassing discoveries. Or not add it, in which case some nations could agree to vote for each other, and some nations would probably vote against someoneXD (to assure he/she doesn’t get too many votes, even thinking he/she is the most beautiful, they say another).
Bonus deux. Give us surprises! You can have one or two canon pairings vote for each other (I have a hard time seeing Sweden or Austria voting for anyone other than Finland and Hungary respectively), but try to break the others and surprise us readers!
The Fairest of...the G8
anonymous
August 11 2010, 12:41:26 UTC
So I was gonna include a ton of nations but then I started going into why everyone was picking who they’re picking, and, uh, gosh it is so long already. So here, have G8 + South Italy + Prussia! Sorry this has slightly strayed, OP.There were two boxes at the head of the G8 Conference table, from what Germany could see. One large, wrapped one, and a smaller one filled with little electronic devices
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Re: The Fairest of...the G8
anonymous
August 11 2010, 13:03:12 UTC
Oh hey, I love all the details as Romano looks around the room, and his reasons for choosing Japan were interesting and unexpected. :Db (And sitting between France and England? Poor Japan; he's going to end up half-deaf, isn't he? XD)
... Fuck, I just realized you're almost certainly still posting.
Re: The Fairest of...the G8 [2/?]
anonymous
August 11 2010, 13:18:47 UTC
Oh god. Russia, honey, why so creepy-cute? Even though the thought of Italy showing Russia sunflowers to make him happy is amazing and adorable, the fact that Russia watches America sleep is just ... so creepy it should be canon. And the reason he finds America beautiful? LOL
... America. Dear child. Why so damn narcissistic?
He was a good, old-fashioned capitalist - fuck sharing equally! Pfft, my nation. :'D
The Fairest of...the G8 [3/?]
anonymous
August 11 2010, 13:08:58 UTC
“America.”
The glare intensified, and picked up a scowl for good measure.
“You did not hear the last part of the note, yes?”
The scowl twists into more of a curious quirk. “So?”
“You cannot vote for yourself.”
Ah. Well. Problem solved.
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Guilt. Germany wanted to hit his head against the table. Repeatedly. Why was his entire existence always, always, always plagued by guilt?
He liked Italy. Truly, despite their ups and downs. Italy was very attractive. But...the most attractive in the room? No.
When it came down to it, Germany liked men. Real men. With broad shoulders and long legs and some chest hair to go along with the oil and dirt smeared on his clothing from working in a garage all day. A man who could dish it out and take it too, give as hard as he got, and not run away at the first sign of trouble. And yet, once trouble was over, would be ready with a beer, a grill, and some laughter
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The Fairest of...the G8 [4/?]
anonymous
August 11 2010, 13:15:12 UTC
A/N: Ohmygod I love Canada you don't even know. Also in my headcannon he swears up a storm when talking to himself. And, uh, is pretty kinky. Just warning you.
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The first time Canada saw Prussia was just a stormy glimpse from England’s line during America’s war of Independence - he was a blood-drenched, wild-eyed demon, mowing down British soldiers with his bayonet, with a hysterical cackling laugh that curled into a snarl as soon as a new opponent presented himself.
That night, Canada dreamed of that viper-like body twined with his out in the storm, of getting fucked hard into the stinging grass and mud, of hearing that odd mixture of pleased laugh-and-snarl, of licking the blood off of Prussia’s face and letting his blood-slicked hands slide down his naked torso.
It’d been over two hundred motherfucking years since then and Canada still had that fantasy on occasion
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Re: The Fairest of...the G8 [4/?]
anonymous
August 11 2010, 13:25:25 UTC
Canada fidgeted in his seat, then looked around to make sure no one was looking at him, then promptly facepalmed. Of course no one was looking at him. Pfft, Canada. (Also, why are his fantasies so hot? Good lord.)
Hey, anon? Every word of England's section is just hilarious. I-- I kind of want to see Hungary/England now. Especially with masochism, literal or otherwise. ;D
The Fairest of...the G8 [5/?]
anonymous
August 11 2010, 13:22:37 UTC
France had one arm crossed across his hips, the other brought up to rest his face against as he dealt with this turmoil. All of the nations present were so beautiful in their own way! What a cruel idea this -- ah, wait, whose idea was this? A mysterious box shows up as a “prize” and everyone has to pick the most beautiful nation? France nearly snorted. Sounded like something he would come up with.
Well, no matter, it seemed harmless. Certainly more enjoyable than a meeting.
France was not about to cast a vote for anyone he hadn’t seen naked, which at least took Romano, Canada, and Japan out of the running. Merde. Still too many people to choose between. It has never been his intention to get around as much as he has...it just sort of happened. France knows that he likes sex, is open about sex, and is open about liking sex. He hums as he thinks on this - from what he’s heard, he’s good in bed. While admittedly, he’s a flirt - truly, it is just in his nature - if someone wants to sleep with him he usually lets them come to
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Re: The Fairest of...the G8 [5/?]
anonymous
August 11 2010, 21:59:23 UTC
This is so damn much fun to read. >:3 You did an excellent job of getting into various characters' heads and making their thought processes understandable and in-character; even though some of them made choices different from what I might have guessed based on canon, you made them make perfect sense! In a way, your characters surprised me with their choices the same way an old friend still can even after years. Very cool, anon.
I can't wait to see whose idea this was; although I have my suspicions! ;D
To stop everybody trying to claim it, Germany decides to hold a voting, one by one, about who each nation thinks is the most beautiful among them. Whoever gets more votes by the others, gets it. It’s forbidden to vote for oneself, of course.
Bonus. You can add a truth charm, so that everybody HAS TO say the truth, which makes for many surprising and embarrassing discoveries.
Or not add it, in which case some nations could agree to vote for each other, and some nations would probably vote against someoneXD (to assure he/she doesn’t get too many votes, even thinking he/she is the most beautiful, they say another).
Bonus deux. Give us surprises! You can have one or two canon pairings vote for each other (I have a hard time seeing Sweden or Austria voting for anyone other than Finland and Hungary respectively), but try to break the others and surprise us readers!
Bonus tres. Somebody names someone other ( ... )
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... America. Dear child. Why so damn narcissistic?
He was a good, old-fashioned capitalist - fuck sharing equally! Pfft, my nation. :'D
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The glare intensified, and picked up a scowl for good measure.
“You did not hear the last part of the note, yes?”
The scowl twists into more of a curious quirk. “So?”
“You cannot vote for yourself.”
Ah. Well. Problem solved.
---
Guilt. Germany wanted to hit his head against the table. Repeatedly. Why was his entire existence always, always, always plagued by guilt?
He liked Italy. Truly, despite their ups and downs. Italy was very attractive. But...the most attractive in the room? No.
When it came down to it, Germany liked men. Real men. With broad shoulders and long legs and some chest hair to go along with the oil and dirt smeared on his clothing from working in a garage all day. A man who could dish it out and take it too, give as hard as he got, and not run away at the first sign of trouble. And yet, once trouble was over, would be ready with a beer, a grill, and some laughter ( ... )
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(Someone should probably tell Prussia he gave that way too much thought, huh?)
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The first time Canada saw Prussia was just a stormy glimpse from England’s line during America’s war of Independence - he was a blood-drenched, wild-eyed demon, mowing down British soldiers with his bayonet, with a hysterical cackling laugh that curled into a snarl as soon as a new opponent presented himself.
That night, Canada dreamed of that viper-like body twined with his out in the storm, of getting fucked hard into the stinging grass and mud, of hearing that odd mixture of pleased laugh-and-snarl, of licking the blood off of Prussia’s face and letting his blood-slicked hands slide down his naked torso.
It’d been over two hundred motherfucking years since then and Canada still had that fantasy on occasion ( ... )
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Hey, anon? Every word of England's section is just hilarious. I-- I kind of want to see Hungary/England now. Especially with masochism, literal or otherwise. ;D
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Well, no matter, it seemed harmless. Certainly more enjoyable than a meeting.
France was not about to cast a vote for anyone he hadn’t seen naked, which at least took Romano, Canada, and Japan out of the running. Merde. Still too many people to choose between. It has never been his intention to get around as much as he has...it just sort of happened. France knows that he likes sex, is open about sex, and is open about liking sex. He hums as he thinks on this - from what he’s heard, he’s good in bed. While admittedly, he’s a flirt - truly, it is just in his nature - if someone wants to sleep with him he usually lets them come to ( ... )
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But France has always known that the grotesque contains its own type of beauty, and lately, those eyes have been shining brighter.
France goes with the one who can remain beautiful even when going through Hell and back. He chooses Russia.
God, that's so France. <3 What the hell, anon? I barely like France, but you're reminding me why shipping France/Russia is so much fun.
Also, do I detect cheesy outro music during your preview? :D?
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I can't wait to see whose idea this was; although I have my suspicions! ;D
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