Russia/America - IDK my bff Poland?
anonymous
March 12 2010, 22:47:36 UTC
Situation:
Russia and America, present-day. They want to patch things up, even though the hurt feelings and mistrust from "the-break-up-that-everyone-thought-would-destroy-the-whole-world" (i.e. Cold War) still sting a bit. But they're trying, for that is what heroes do!
Problem? During a date, America keeps getting "URGENT!" text messages, that really aren't that urgent but have subject lines that read that way.
Who are these from? Poland. He and America often text each other. Constantly.
Russia decides that he needs to do something a bit more ...engrossing than a simple date to keep America's attention. Cue sexytiems.
Russia and America, present-day. They want to patch things up, even though the hurt feelings and mistrust from "the-break-up-that-everyone-thought-would-destroy-the-whole-world" (i.e. Cold War) still sting a bit. But they're trying, for that is what heroes do!
Problem? During a date, America keeps getting "URGENT!" text messages, that really aren't that urgent but have subject lines that read that way.
Who are these from? Poland. He and America often text each other. Constantly.
Russia decides that he needs to do something a bit more ...engrossing than a simple date to keep America's attention. Cue sexytiems.
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So glad I'm not the only one! I've always wondered why there aren't more America-Poland buddy fics; I mean, epic lulz are practically guaranteed!
(Though I'm sure both of their bosses have several things to say to them about their phone/texting bills.)
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A Russia/America make-out? Yes...oh. Right, yes, that's fine!
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