Part 9 - England and France plan an orgy - pt 1/?
anonymous
January 23 2010, 12:21:57 UTC
Disclaimer - this absolutely isn’t a how-to guide for planning a you know what!!! ... it’s all hypothetical, okay?
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England and France plan an orgy
It had happened in the corridor outside the meeting room. Norway had finally snapped, tackled France to the ground and punched him square in the face. He’d had enough of the Frenchman continually slipping into conversation that years ago he’d slept with Norway’s lover, Denmark.
Germany, as head of the world meetings, demanded a resolution to their conflict. Norway and his lover (Denmark) and France and his lover (England) held a meeting to discuss what happened and why it happened. It eventually all boiled down to Norway’s relative inexperience. He’d only really been with Denmark and was jealous that Denmark’s ex-lover was such an ass and so different from him
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Re: Part 9 - England and France plan an orgy - pt 2/?
anonymous
January 29 2010, 03:25:41 UTC
they're so thorough! Good reference if I ever plan an orgy lol it'd be funny if the other nations back out at the last minute. or if France and England decide they really just want to shag eachtother, after all that...it'd be cute.
Part 9 - England and France plan an orgy - pt 4/?
anonymous
January 30 2010, 13:05:57 UTC
A serious chapter!!
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7. Buyer’s regret
England and France sat opposite Norway and Denmark. England cautiously looked sideways at his partner who was calmly sipping coffee. Norway looked nervous.
“Norway,” said England. “There’s something I wish to discuss with you before this weekend. Before the ... orgy.” He put his tea down and pushed it away. “I could have had this conversation with you in private, but I think it’s important that Denmark hear it ... as well as France.”
France squeezed England’s shoulder, encouragingly.
“Basically,” continued England. “I don’t want you to think you have to go through with this - ”
Norway opened his mouth but England cut him off. “It’s your decision to make. Not Denmark’s. Not mine. And certainly not France’s. I’m not going to lie. The thought of fucking you is delicious. If Denmark weren’t here right now, I probably wouldn’t even wait until the weekend
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I'll string something together and post soon. Thinking England / France
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England and France plan an orgy
It had happened in the corridor outside the meeting room. Norway had finally snapped, tackled France to the ground and punched him square in the face. He’d had enough of the Frenchman continually slipping into conversation that years ago he’d slept with Norway’s lover, Denmark.
Germany, as head of the world meetings, demanded a resolution to their conflict. Norway and his lover (Denmark) and France and his lover (England) held a meeting to discuss what happened and why it happened. It eventually all boiled down to Norway’s relative inexperience. He’d only really been with Denmark and was jealous that Denmark’s ex-lover was such an ass and so different from him ( ... )
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“But it has .... knives....?”
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I'll be checking back for updates
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it'd be funny if the other nations back out at the last minute. or if France and England decide they really just want to shag eachtother, after all that...it'd be cute.
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7. Buyer’s regret
England and France sat opposite Norway and Denmark. England cautiously looked sideways at his partner who was calmly sipping coffee. Norway looked nervous.
“Norway,” said England. “There’s something I wish to discuss with you before this weekend. Before the ... orgy.” He put his tea down and pushed it away. “I could have had this conversation with you in private, but I think it’s important that Denmark hear it ... as well as France.”
France squeezed England’s shoulder, encouragingly.
“Basically,” continued England. “I don’t want you to think you have to go through with this - ”
Norway opened his mouth but England cut him off. “It’s your decision to make. Not Denmark’s. Not mine. And certainly not France’s. I’m not going to lie. The thought of fucking you is delicious. If Denmark weren’t here right now, I probably wouldn’t even wait until the weekend ( ... )
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