OH GOD A MISFIRE
anonymous
January 9 2010, 03:46:10 UTC
America's secret pleasure was stalking the Hetalia Kink Meme every night. Since part nine had just opened, there were plenty of new fills. He'd been ecstatic to find when he came home one cold evening that a request he'd bookmarked - "CanadaxAmerica, Manry!Canada, Superuke!America" - had been filled.
He eagerly clicked the link, and found, much to his delight, that the glorious author!non had included all the bonuses (which included the suggestive eating of hot dogs, America in a frilly pink apron, and rubber ducks) and had managed to write a thoroughly faptastic fill. America felt the need to comment - but woe to his reputation if he was ever found out.
Quickly, so his brother wouldn't see, he typed:
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-nosebleed-
I'll be in my bunk, eh!
<3 CanadianAnon
America clicked "Post," pleased with this unprecedented display of cunning. However, it was all in vain. He had misfired.
MISFIRE FILL GARNERS A FILL OF MISFIRE FILL
anonymous
January 9 2010, 06:30:05 UTC
The Manry!Canada, Superuke!America Fill
It was a cold day in Quebec and Canada was busy chopping wood with his arm muscles bared for all of the woodland creatures to see. He brought the axe down savagely upon the branches laid out quivering before him, exhaling in satisfaction as his manly biceps flexed in the wind. Once he had enough firewood to last him until 2012, he would go inside and make sure his little woman hadn’t destroyed the kitchen
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Re: MISFIRE FILL GARNERS A FILL OF MISFIRE FILL
anonymous
May 4 2010, 01:28:43 UTC
This is so full of win xDD I love it! Maple-tastic? I'm going to have to use that irl now P= "America smiled shyly and pressed himself to Canada’s glorious, Quebec-ified chest." XDDD I died. Quebec-ified? That's great. All in all, manry Canada is pretty awesome :D
-nosebleed-
I'll be in my bunk, eh!
<3 CanadianAnon
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He eagerly clicked the link, and found, much to his delight, that the glorious author!non had included all the bonuses (which included the suggestive eating of hot dogs, America in a frilly pink apron, and rubber ducks) and had managed to write a thoroughly faptastic fill. America felt the need to comment - but woe to his reputation if he was ever found out.
Quickly, so his brother wouldn't see, he typed:
. . . . . . . .
-nosebleed-
I'll be in my bunk, eh!
<3 CanadianAnon
America clicked "Post," pleased with this unprecedented display of cunning. However, it was all in vain. He had misfired.
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It was a cold day in Quebec and Canada was busy chopping wood with his arm muscles bared for all of the woodland creatures to see. He brought the axe down savagely upon the branches laid out quivering before him, exhaling in satisfaction as his manly biceps flexed in the wind. Once he had enough firewood to last him until 2012, he would go inside and make sure his little woman hadn’t destroyed the kitchen ( ... )
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Hells yes it was~! I approve!
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FUCK I LOVE YOU ANON!!!!1!!!ELEVEN
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Maple-tastic? I'm going to have to use that irl now P=
"America smiled shyly and pressed himself to Canada’s glorious, Quebec-ified chest."
XDDD I died. Quebec-ified? That's great.
All in all, manry Canada is pretty awesome :D
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