Australia, as we all know, is a very dangerous place. He has too many teeth for passionate kissing, those butterflies in his stomach translate into poisonous secretions on his skin, and whenever he gets too hot-and-bothered he breaks out in brushfires. Because of this, Australia is a virgin. Another nation tries to remedy this, very, very carefully.
Acclimation [1a/1]
anonymous
February 1 2010, 07:40:20 UTC
His adopted brother is not a country of kindness. His people utterly belied any myth of the “noble savage” or the “peaceful savage.” But he is kind, in his own way
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Acclimation [1b/1]
anonymous
February 1 2010, 07:41:05 UTC
He knows the texture of the other nation’s hand from the casual touches of day-to-day life, and he knows the particular patterns and patches, from bone carving and carpentry, firearms and fishing. The paradox is that they can’t touch each other quite as much now that they’ve been sleeping together, not when Australia’s heart races at the sight of his brother, at musing on the promises in bedrooms (or any other room in the house
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Re: Acclimation [Author's Notes]
anonymous
February 1 2010, 10:25:35 UTC
Why have you made me ship my country? :sobs:
Seriously tho, that was hot. Really, really, really hot. Poor Australia.
Tho the opening bit made me laugh like no body's business. We make so many NZ jokes over here but the instant someone else makes them it's all 'bitch, what the fuck do you think that you're doing to my little brother.'
IT'S NOT OUR FAULT THAT THEY HAVE, LIKE, 10 SHEEP PER PERSON. The jokes practically write themselves!
And excellent fill for a confunding situation. Mmmm, off to find me some more NZ/Aus smut.
Australia, as we all know, is a very dangerous place. He has too many teeth for passionate kissing, those butterflies in his stomach translate into poisonous secretions on his skin, and whenever he gets too hot-and-bothered he breaks out in brushfires. Because of this, Australia is a virgin. Another nation tries to remedy this, very, very carefully.
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Seriously tho, that was hot. Really, really, really hot. Poor Australia.
Tho the opening bit made me laugh like no body's business. We make so many NZ jokes over here but the instant someone else makes them it's all 'bitch, what the fuck do you think that you're doing to my little brother.'
IT'S NOT OUR FAULT THAT THEY HAVE, LIKE, 10 SHEEP PER PERSON. The jokes practically write themselves!
And excellent fill for a confunding situation. Mmmm, off to find me some more NZ/Aus smut.
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Thank you for this original fill. 8)
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Thank you thank you thank you
And I especially love you for coming up with the sort of venom :D I was thinking of frogs but that's the wrong continent, huh?
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