A State’s Guide to Sightseeing (in Polaroids) [1/1]
anonymous
December 27 2009, 03:14:50 UTC
Parliament
“Ow! Ow! Ow! Dad, quit it! Ow! Leggo! Gramps! I was giving them an education.”
“Do you have any idea what kind of security protocols you breached, you little prat?”
“Ow- Ow! Dad- I didn’t use your name. Not that one! Besides, they’re on clearance! Ow!”
“And where in hell did you get that spray paint? By god that’s not going to get out of that marble-”
“I found it- Ow! I’ll pay for it- kay? Leggo!”
“Of course you’ll be paying for it, you little bastard!”
“Ow! Haven’t you heard of freedom of speech, Father?”
“Shut up, Rhode Island!”
Museum of Natural HistoryEngland had had to nearly get a fire hatchet to get California’s fingers from the diamond display; in the end, he’d resorted to employing Alaska, despite his misgivings. Stiletto heels had no chance against boat sized snow boots. In comparison, confiscating the massive makeshift Santa hat from Hawaii, Rhode Island and Oregon when they were within feet of the animatronic T-Rex model was all too simple
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“Ow! Ow! Ow! Dad, quit it! Ow! Leggo! Gramps! I was giving them an education.”
“Do you have any idea what kind of security protocols you breached, you little prat?”
“Ow- Ow! Dad- I didn’t use your name. Not that one! Besides, they’re on clearance! Ow!”
“And where in hell did you get that spray paint? By god that’s not going to get out of that marble-”
“I found it- Ow! I’ll pay for it- kay? Leggo!”
“Of course you’ll be paying for it, you little bastard!”
“Ow! Haven’t you heard of freedom of speech, Father?”
“Shut up, Rhode Island!”
Museum of Natural HistoryEngland had had to nearly get a fire hatchet to get California’s fingers from the diamond display; in the end, he’d resorted to employing Alaska, despite his misgivings. Stiletto heels had no chance against boat sized snow boots. In comparison, confiscating the massive makeshift Santa hat from Hawaii, Rhode Island and Oregon when they were within feet of the animatronic T-Rex model was all too simple ( ... )
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Poor haggard England...
*hugs*
Thanks author!anon! XD
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Maybe I missed it, but was this linked to the fills post?
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