tech fail, part 1 million

[hesselives]

UGH, IPAD FAILED ME YET AGAIN. since LJ is firewalled by our company's internal network, i access LJ via iPad (China Unicom 3G) at work. only every time i tried to bid logged-in, the iPad simply would not show me the captcha required to make my bids valid. i am so pissed like you wouldn't believe, but no amount of money can save me now. fair is

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[epistolic]

:( :( TECHNOLOGY SUCKS SOMETIMES.

[hesselives]

I THINK IT'S EXACTING REVENGE, SINCE IT CHOSE THIS CRITICAL MOMENT TO FAIL ME. TECH, WHAT DID I DO TO YOU, MAN. :((

[koushi]

Is captcha Flash or something? Or was it just messed up? D: Either way that blows. :(

[hesselives]

it's not, which is why i'm major confuse. DD: i need a ton of chocolate to help me get through this tragedy. ughhhh. *munches angrily*

[weatherfront]

There were captchas for logged-in users as well?! DDDD: THAT SUCKS SUCH BALLS, UGH... but there is going to be a second round for h_j, right? :'(

[hesselives]

like, sometimes captcha shows up and sometimes it doesn't, logged in or no! fuck that shit, dude. >:( man, i'm going to single-handedly open a second round, which i'm imploring you to join, just so i can win you! FOR REALS.

[weatherfront]

Does it have a sociopathic mind of its own. DAMN YOU CAPTCHA >:|

lf;alchgald;lkh;lekh o-okay Hess I mean the money is for a really really good cause but you know you don't need to... pay, necessarily, for me to... I mean I would write stuff you wanted to see anyway, and like, what are auctions anyway, why would anything I do ever be worth money lfalg;alhg;la;ghfl;ah; ramble ramble I'd sign up for the second round if you wanted hl;lg;why in the worldfkhg;a;l; anyway maybe this is a good thing! I mean you'll probably save tons of money since people probably went all out for the first round bids-- ...sorry about this entire comment, I really need to stop being online when I am being hormonal SORRY :( why do I do this

[hesselives]

CAPTCHA IS SATAN, EXCEPT IT DOESN'T TRY THE WHOLE TEMPTATION BIT. IT JUST SKIPS STRAIGHT TO THE TORTURE. DD:

CAN YOU SEE MY FACE. CAN YOU SEE THAT IT IS FROWNY. because obvs, i'd bank my bank account on you, babe. ALL OF IT, EVEN MY ROTH IRA, OKAY. (who needs retirement funds.) ♥ oh man, i might actually take you up on that...FOR THE SECOND ROUND. because even if you write my prompt for free, i'd still send you an underwater-woven gift basket full of, IDK, nail polish. adkedked-- DON'T LAUGH AT MY GIFT CONCEPTS.

[hesselives]

IT IS, GODDAMN IT. I WILL PERSEVERE, THOUGH, WITH THE HELP OF HUGS AND LIQUOR AND PORN. (i just got back from a business dinner, where i downed more wine and whiskey than i should've. so i'm a third of the way there, bro! <3)

[distracterisey]

T____T OH NO. *hugs*

[hesselives]

thanks, d. ♥ it is major suckitude. ;___;