Bring It On

[hesselives]

there was PEER PRESSURE.
(okay, i lied. there was no pressure. this just wanted to be written. my brain ate the previous story's comments, which turned into +10 Power-of-Typing-Things. and -1000 for recycling my reply to bookshop. *hides

Comments

[clair3]

laughed soo much! esp towards the end XD

[hesselives]

your comment makes me full of glee <3

[towel_master]

The last section. THE LAST SECTION. I can't breathe...

[hesselives]

I WILL RESUSCITATE YOU.
*running to your side in slo-mo*

[alhendra]

:dies laughing:

[hesselives]

thank you!
*and sends fleet of ambulances your way*

[kirstenlouise]

Oh, god I love his horrible little excerpts! This just tickled me. The whole thing made me laugh, but this part was (I have no idea why, just go with it) my absolute favorite:

“Eames, stop the fucking war.”

“I tried. Tony Blair wouldn’t go for it.”

You are amazing.

[hesselives]

i'm glad you loved that part! wasn't sure if people would find that humor off or not...but i figured, what the hell. i have to use my Classics degree somehow.

<3^1000000

[kirstenlouise]

"i have to use my Classics degree somehow."

I know exactly how you feel. I'm so sore about not getting to continue with Latin that I've made Eames and Yusuf take it in a fic I'm working on. THIS IS THE DEPTH OF MY OBSESSION.

And it was really funny, so just own it. ;)

[hesselives]

cling to it! cling to it with the will of a thousand water buffalo.

(what's that? have i been keeping up on my Attic Greek? uhhh. let me get back to you on that. *flails around in storage*)

and also. *narrows eyes* how do you know? perhaps you must go ONE LEVEL DEEPER. (to find Catallus. and maybe Pliny the Elder.)

owning it, owning it! <3

[shimmeree]

Freaking hilarious. XD

[hesselives]

\O/!