Daniel "lightfingers" Luna LIED ABOUT MILITARY RECORD, SOURCES REVEAL ( Read more... )

Nick Carpenter ARRESTED IN CRACK COCAINE BUST ( Read more... )

"and that lafawnduh..... she's a big woman ( Read more... )

one day ninja warrior puppy was lounging in her bachelor pad when her phone rang. this annoyed her because it was in the middle of "where the heart is" on lifetime, and she was getting really into it. But Duty called and she had to save the day with her wicked cool ninja shit...like umm mind fighting and other cool stuff i cant think of at the ( Read more... )

Daily Fortune

Your fortune for today...

You ARE right most of the time.

Fungi2bewith05: I remember the twitching of your leg
i embrace you closer
i remember the tone your moan
i want to hold you longer

but you run away
maybe ill hold you again
maybe naxt time you'll stay longer
maybe i should just buy my own cat...

its about puppy

alright, you guys can believe whatever you want, but i didnt write that last entry and the only reason i'm keeping it up is because its humorous. but i didnt really break up with nick, and sam didnt realy steal my heart. but if i did thats probably how i'd do it... you know.... get jackie to do it for me ( Read more... )

well nick, its over....I'm sorry but Sam has stolen my heart. You're a lame lame kid and no one likes you. Stuart says you smell funny. I hate todo this over livejournal but we just couldnt face you. I'm sorry. but not really. Good bye Nick Good bye...

so heres a quick rundown of my life ( Read more... )