And I
Love
The way
You say
Good morning.

I hate Avril so fucking much.

Alright, in order for this reality dating TV fiasco of a stage to end, it has to go out with a BIG bang...

Introducing: Best Idea Ever...

One adorable main gay guy.
20 adorable/trashy/fun/drunken/bitchy gay guys who want some 'love'.

Round One: Strip Naked and have sex with main guy.

Round Two: Eliminate all but one.

Jesus? Is that you?

oh, no, wait.
Its just Miley Cyrus with her heavenly voice and hot little body...

oops.
my bad, Lord.

If you saw me, here, singing into my beer can, on the verge of convincing myself that Sara Bareilles would be proud, almost semi-completely grossed out that I'm drunk on a wednesday, missing someone who's name will go unmentioned, keeping steady to keep her on my lap and content, anxious to come up with something witty to complete our conversation ( Read more... )

she's a disaster when you're not around ( Read more... )

Nothing Sucks Like A Ryan.

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Every love song i whisper under my breath
only reminds me of every minute i spent
trying so hard to ignore the fact
that i knew we'd never end up together

although, still to this day, its all i want

Just tryin' to get by

Just a boy
just an ordinary boy

but he was lookin' to the sky

So ( Read more... )