I think I bruised mein ribs...

[herr_doktor_13]

Damn, I'm sore! That fucking corset was ein bit much for der full three days. I suppose I'll just have to pace myself next time. I do sincerely hope mein Liebling enjoyed his celebration, though. I felt so terrible having to lie to him, but I wanted him to have der most enjoyable birthday he's ever had!

I think I got ein little drunk towards der end

Comments

[schroneko]

This was the best party EVER! I can't wait til the next one! By the way, I may be making my rounds soon with treats for everyone who was there...even the mutt.

[schroneko]

Fine, fine...jeeze. Was just gonna give you guys some cookies. Mind if I have someone else deliver'em or you just don't want any?

[commanderamarao]

Thanks. I appreciate it. But I don't think I could handle the guitars in Mordhaus. Maybe you can come on the tour.

[toki_candy]

...what wrong with the guitar in Mordhaus? Is good guitar. We got stuff whats a holes lot more scary, aniesway.

[commanderamarao]

The other scary stuff I could handle. I've seen 70 ft. monsters crush buildings. I've seen vicious mechanical dogs swallowing cars whole. But guitars. Those things are evil. I get a headache just looking at them.

[toki_candy]

...I donts understand. How is guitar evil? They dont do nothing unless you plays them. I guess they maybe sound evil when you plays them real bad? That always give Skwisgaar headaches.

[croozin]

That certainly sounds like a crazy party. And you were sober when you had the corset on?

[herr_doktor_13]

It was ein sehr gut time! Und, ja! I was sober for nearly der whole time except around when I attacked those young men. Believe me, you have to be sober to get into one.

[croozin]

You say that now but there's no way you'd get me in one if I was sober. Now there might have been a time, but that time's long gone.

Plus with the whole injury thing. Pretty sure that wouldn't be the best thing to wear.

[vamp_freak_jan]

Man, I ain't never seen an old man move like that! You've got balls, man! I bet ol' Red enjoys it, doesn't he?

[herr_doktor_13]

That...That's none of your business, Jan! Our sex life ist no concern of yours!

[plumpumpkin]

Yeah, I don't want to have to wear anything that tight ever again. I'll be surprised if I can ever have children.