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heroesbeatings

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May 14, 2009 17:32

Did you know that ninety nine percents of flight going into Paris crash on the way, horrifically killing everyone inside the plane?

I didn't.

More you know!

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sees_the_pond May 14 2009, 23:33:27 UTC

SHUT UP YOU SHUT UP RIGHT NOW

heroesbeatings May 14 2009, 23:34:32 UTC

Of course when the plane crashes, not everyone dies.

Usually they fall a few miles to their death.

Awake the entire time.

sees_the_pond May 14 2009, 23:36:01 UTC

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

heroesbeatings May 14 2009, 23:37:46 UTC

Of course there was this one guy who couldn't get out of his seat, and the acceleration and spinning of falling stretched him out to be about 15 feet tall.

His corpse I mean.

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i_like_red May 14 2009, 23:35:49 UTC

You know that's not true.

heroesbeatings May 14 2009, 23:36:03 UTC

Totally is.

i_like_red May 14 2009, 23:37:23 UTC

It isn't.

heroesheart May 14 2009, 23:37:17 UTC

heroesbeatings May 14 2009, 23:38:03 UTC

If you listen hard enough you might hear screams.

heroesheart May 14 2009, 23:39:10 UTC

OHGODOHGODHFOUHFWOEUFHWOFHFFHFNFUNUOEISABELNO

heroesbeatings May 14 2009, 23:40:15 UTC

If only she had wings, or knew someone who had wings.

Oh well.

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mechanikaiser May 14 2009, 23:41:39 UTC

Oh please, that's not true.

If it were, World War II would've been even bloodier.

heroesbeatings May 14 2009, 23:42:26 UTC

It's true, it's just nobody can tell since Frenchie's bleed cream sauce.

mechanikaiser May 14 2009, 23:44:05 UTC

Well now you're being inconsistent with your trolling, since most French wouldn't need to fly into Paris, making that a moot point.

Seriously, be consistent when you play sadistic mind games, you're showing poor form, dude.

heroesbeatings May 14 2009, 23:44:50 UTC

Hey man fuck you it's 6 PM I'm usually not up this early

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