Rating: R for language
Spoilers: Through "Powerless" --2.11
Characters: Sylar, Mohinder, Maya
Summary: How the Mylar in "Powerless" should have been.
A/N: CRACK!!! OOC. They be talkin' dat good, good Hood, yo. (But not Maya, cause she don't know how to get down like that, poor girl.)
Disclaimer: Nope.....still not mine.

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 Rating: R for language
Spoilers: 2.10 --Truth and Consequences
Characters: Sylar, Maya, Alejandro, Mohinder, and Molly
Summary: Here’s how the Sylar scenes should have went down.

A/N: CRACK! Ya’ll know how it is! Thanks to this episode, I’m COMPLETELY convinced Sylar is gangsta! Oh yeah! Someone interrupts the picnic. (Not Mohinder, though)

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Summary: The Peter Fangirls are threatened by Sylar and his Fangirls, so they try to take his Fangirls out. 
Rating: PG-13

A/N: CRACK!!! This was inspired by a picture that albion1919 posted. Everyone was commenting on it that they died when they saw it! So the plot bunnies started bouncing. Also, I made the Peter Fangirls preppy and “conservative- ( Read more... )

Rating: light R for language

Spoilers: “The Hard Part”

Summary: How the scenes with Sylar and his mom should have been.

A/N: CRACK!!!! They talk like they’re from the hood. OOC. And I think this is the craziest of my crack spoofs ever! There are surprise guests! You’ll see ;)

Disclaimer: I don’t own Heroes. And if I did, NBC would be scared.

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Rating: light R for language

Summary: How the chase scene in “Homecoming” should have happened. 
A/N: CRACK! Claire, Sylar, and Peter talk like they’re from the hood. Thanks to ( Read more... )