[Voice]

[herobydefault]

[All of this is said with a tone of voice flatter than Florida and drier than the Sahara.]

If anyone has any birthday parties coming up, I'm for hire. As a clown.

I want to bring joy to children's faces across the globe.

Comments

[Voice]

[markofthewise]

Great, my birthday is next month! Do you do rehearsals?

[Voice]

[herobydefault]

...yeah, why not.

[Voice]

[markofthewise]

When's a good time for you? I've got a few things I have to find at the shops, but I can move my schedule around.

[Voice]

[herobydefault]

Whenever. I don't care. [Can you hear the mirth and excitement in his voice?]

[acowardlyoak]

It sounds like you're in the wrong profession.

[herobydefault]

I don't think I follow.

[acowardlyoak]

Nobody likes a bland clown.

[herobydefault]

I'm not on the clock yet.

[Voice]

[goldenfirefly]

[This is the sound of hysterical laughter.]

[Voice]

[herobydefault]

Stella, what're you laughing at?

[Voice]

[goldenfirefly]

Y-You, of course!

[Voice]

[herobydefault]

That's rude.

[ivorygunslinger]

[You've somehow managed to top Yazoo in the weird department. GJ Cloud!]

[herobydefault]

[I'd say they're about even.]

[gardenerofgaia]

Do children at heart count?

[herobydefault]

...

Sure.

[gardenerofgaia]

Oh Cloud. [She can't help a giggle.] It's on the 7th!

[herobydefault]

I'm not sure you count.