I feel sad that I don't have a zebra icon.

[hermionesviolin]

So, some zebras got loose at the Franklin Park Zoo today.  (I heard about this first because my housemate follows @Occupy_Boston.  Yes, seriously.)

Gawker mentioned that zebras' favorite food is human meat.  Cite your sources, yo.  (Unsurprisingly, Wikipedia does not support this assertion.)Zebroid is the generic name for all zebra hybrids. The

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[carlyinrome]

This post is definitely the weirdest thing I've read today.

[wisdomeagle]

Looking at your icons, I see you do have an "underwater" one that would also worked for this post.

[happymartian]

Between this and Turkey Frank, I think I'm dragging creature features in my wake.