Comments | hermione_vader: Does anyone know a cave where I can get cable?

hermione_vader

Does anyone know a cave where I can get cable?

Oct 30, 2008 14:27

That's it! I'm sick of politics! I'm sick of the speculation, the advertising, the name-calling, the obnoxious reports about every little thing that the candidates do or say! I am removing myself from society from the next few days and living in a cave/under a rock/in a deep hole in the ground! I just need a cave, hole or rock that has enough ( Read more... )

politics, election, insanity

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visiblemarket October 30 2008, 20:10:24 UTC

Does anyone know a cave where I can get cable?

Osama bin Laden swears by Pakistan, I hear ;) And then at America, but that's to be expected.

I'd go with Malcolm Reynolds/Hoban Washburne; Mal's got executive experience and is a war hero, as well as being plain-spoken but inspiring, and Wash is personable and balances the ticket nicely. Zoe as Secretary of Defense, Kaylee for Transportation, Simon for Surgeon General, Jayne for public relations as a member of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, and I think Book would do well in the Department of Education (especially given that the one we've got now is "Spelling"). Inara, I think, has the diplomacy and etiquette to be in a First Lady role, even if she wasn't married to Mal ( ... )

hermione_vader October 30 2008, 21:07:36 UTC

Okay, I guess I'm going to Pakistan, then. I'll watch Heroes while Osama uses my laptop to watch the first couple seasons of Gilmore Girls . And then I shall bitchslap him into Iran when he curses America.

Ooh, I like this Mal/Wash ticket. Inara could be both the First Lady and the Secretary of State. River could be the Attorney General (she's smart and intimidating).

Here's the Heroes White House as I see it:

President: Nathan Petrelli
Vice-President: Matt Parkman
Secretary of State: Adam Monroe
Attorney General: Tracy Strauss
Secretary of Health Services: Peter Petrelli
Secretary of Defense: Claude Rains (Claude in a suit, yum)
Chief of Staff: Noah "HRG" Bennet

Who is Dennis Kucinich? What show is he from? I feel out of the loop for some reason.

visiblemarket October 30 2008, 21:28:29 UTC

Hee. I get the feeling that Gilmore Girls would not please Osama at all. But who wouldn't come around to Lauren Graham? She's so very lovely.

Ohh, right, River. Definitely smart enough for Attorney General.

You know, I kind of love your Heroes ticket too. It'd be a nice, strong Law and Order ticket. And anything that involves Claude in a suit is, ahem, fantastic.

Heh. He's a Democratic congressman who was one of the real long-shot candidates in the primaries. But he supports gay marriage, and has seen a UFO. So...there's that.