Take One Bear Jew, Add One Time Lord... (Inglourious Basterds/Doctor Who, PG-13) (2/?)

[hermione_vader]

Title: Take One Bear Jew, Add One Time Lord... (2/?)
Rating: PG-13 (for strong language)
Fandoms: inglourious Basterds/Doctor Who
Characters:  Sgt. Donny Donowitz (The Bear Jew), the Eleventh Doctor
Warning:  MAJOR spoilers for the ends of Inglourious Basterds and Doctor Who: "The End of Time, Part 2."
Summary:  Donny's confusing first trip in the

Comments

[laiqualaurelote]

THIS IS AN INCREDIBLE IDEA. Especially since Donny and the Doctor are kind of like...complete polar opposites, god knows how long it'll be before one kills the other. Also, loved the part where he goes through the Doctor's old outfits and picks Nine's jacket, that was hilarious.

[hermione_vader]

Thank you! Yes, that's pretty much what sparked the idea, but no, I don't plan on having them kill each other. ;)

Also, loved the part where he goes through the Doctor's old outfits and picks Nine's jacket, that was hilarious.

I'm glad you like it. I love that part, too. I figure that Nine would have gotten along best with Donny.

[lotus0kid]

This is great! Donny's xenophobia was very in-character, if depressing. I hope he manages to get over it at some point.

He can't remember the last time someone gave him something for free.
Aww, that was unexpectedly sweet.

"Doc, I do not hold hands."
*snort* The truth is revealed! The Doctor travels with women because they're more likely to hold his hand the way he likes!

[hermione_vader]

I'm really glad you think so because I feel like he's hard to get right since I have only so much to go on (but I feel like all the characters in IB are that way). He'll get over it eventually, but it'll be gradual.

*snort* The truth is revealed! The Doctor travels with women because they're more likely to hold his hand the way he likes!

Yes! That's it! At least for Nine and Ten, anyway. I can't really vouch for the older Doctors. But I'm sure Captain Jack would hold his hand if he asked.

[danzo_radpants]

This is amazing! I read the summary and was like, "yeah, this'll never work" but, somehow, it does. I adore this - you better write more ;)

[hermione_vader]

Thank you!

I adore this - you better write more ;)

Actually, your review has inspired me to write more. Mostly, I'm having them meet various historical characters---I'm still trying to work out the aliens.

[danzo_radpants]

Hooray! I'm glad I can be inspiring :D I eagerly await the next chapter!

I can imagine the aliens might be hard to incorporate :/ Totally looking forward to Donny's reaction to them though lmao